People do dumb stuff like that where I'm from, too. There are people who make money that way. But it's dumb. Seriously, how desperate are you if you pay for it and that's it? Where's the fun in that?

Look, all I'm saying is that... If it means nothing, if I'm not attracted to who I'm kissing, I don't want it. It's just pointless, awkward and...

[He stops. Holds up his hands.]

Nevermind. I think this is officially a cultural rift.