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[im_wavin]

Head tilt! Wow, this Autobot is really jumpy, and he sure is putting on a light show with his horns. Maybe Ravage should have been a little more cautious about approaching him? Nah! This kitty is far too friendly than that!

"WTS??? Y would I try to trap u???" He sounds genuinely confused.

"And I'm totes Ravage! Is teh Ravage in ur universe a grumpy cat?"

[panicbutton_05]

'Jumpy' is putting it mildy. He couldn't access his gun, and a quick check of the safetys on his rocket-launcher quickly revealed that that was locked off to him, too. .o(Slagging perfect... I'm DEFENCELESS! I have no weapons and I've been kidnapped and taken to a strange place and now some strange robot CLAIMING to be Ravage is TALKING to me! .... If that can be called 'talking'.) Red's already over-stressed circuits were having a hard time deciphering his strange speech.

The small robot certainly sounded sincere, but it still could be an act to get him to lower his guard. Body tensed to either transform and roll for it, or defend himself physically if the robot decided to launch his own attack, Red Alert stared down the small cassetticon. He knew that even with their small size, Soundwaves tapes could pack a lot of punch.

"You're a Decepticon. That's what Decepticons do," he countered sharply. "And the Ravage in my universe doesn't even TALK." He paused again, his expression one of pure confusion. "What do you mean 'my universe'?!"

[im_wavin]

Ravage just watches the Autobot in confusion. This guy is acting worse than Cliffjumper when he first arrived in the Deceptikitties universe. Not that Ravage could blame him but still this is a bit over the top.

"Not teh Decepticons in my universe!" And now to confuse Red even more without even realizing it. "O! There r totes different universes out there! Like mine where teh Decepticons r teh good guy and the Autobots r evil! But u haz a red symbol. That mean where u r from things r backwards! Like teh Aubots r good, right? Most of teh bots here r from a universe like that!"

That all makes sense, right Red Alert?

[panicbutton_05]

Pretty much the only reason Red Alert wasn't freaking out more at the moment was his attempts to translate Ravage's speech. Was there a glitch in his programming that caused him to talk like that? His mind was screaming at him that this was still a Decepticon, and deception is what they do and to not let down his guard... but the more he talked to the little kitty the less immediate danger he felt he was in. Slowly, reluctantly, he relaxed slightly and stood up a little straighter, although he was still tensed and watched Ravage guardedly, with no small amount of confusion.

NONE of this made any fragging SENSE, slaggit!

"You're speaking nonsense! I am not backwards! The Decepticons are the ones who are evil, attacking us and innocents, causing all sorts of chaos and damage!" He groaned, reaching up to rub his helm, horn sensors still spitting out the random spark. He really was getting a serious processor-ache here. "We are indeed good. What in the world do you mean by 'different universes'?"

Red Alert got the sinking feeling that he could use someone like Wheeljack or Perceptor with him right about now...

[im_wavin]

No worries about that Red. Even the Cons of Ravage's universe have trouble understanding what he says. All because he got addicted to reading stuff on Earth's internet.

"I'm totes speaking sense!" Ravage frowns a little. He doesn't like being called evil especially when he tries to be a good cat. "Teh Autobots where I'm from r rly evil! I seen them do lots of bad things on Cybertron and to teh nice humanz on Earth. But u r not, right? U r a good Autobot from a universe like CJ's."

"O!" And Ravage perks back up. "There r lots of people from different universes here! There is a Optimus Prime from a good Autobot universe, but he is not teh Autobot leader. I like him. He helped me when I got tangled in yarn. There is a Wheeljack from another good Autobot universe too, who is totes not cray cray like teh one from mine. I also like him! There is also a Megatron here who is pretty grumpy and he wears a red Autobot badge like urs. I'm still not sure what's up with that. Only met two Cybertronians here that I rly didn't like. This blue Autobot with a rly big chin and is a big jerk to everyone. Totes sure he is from a universe where teh Autbots r evil. And this big mean purple Decepticon who said he wanted to turn me into roadkill. Totes sure he is from a universe like urs."

All that makes sense right!?

[panicbutton_05]

Yes. DEFINITELY need Wheeljack or Perceptor here. Like, yesterday, please.

"So... let me get this straight. You are from a reality where everything is... backwards from mine. Autobots are evil, Decepticons are good..." He twitched faintly as his logic circuits nearly shorted at just how wrong that sounded. "...and we are both in yet ANOTHER form of reality. With an Optimus Prime that's not out leader... and a Megatron that's an Autobot." Red Alert offlined his optics briefly at that, giving his head a good, solid shake. No. He was NOT going to think about THAT utterly-foreign concept right now. It would short him out for sure.

"And you're certain I haven't offlined? My systems haven't been corrupted? I'm not hallucinating this all...?

At least there was an Optimus here. And a 'good Wheeljack'. He would have to find them; even if they weren't from 'his' universe, it would be at least some semblance of familiarity? He hoped.

[im_wavin]

"Yep!" Ravage sits back claps his forepaws. "U got it right!" Maybe now the bot will be a little less panicky. "And this place is nice! There is no war here so not much fighting happens!"

Another head tilt as Ravage over hears that last muttered bit. "Nope u r not offline. U look totally awake to me."