"How would you know unless you attempted to describe it? You seem to believe me dim, sir. It cuts me to my core."

Look, no harm in trying, right?

"Then I shall talk at you or with you until you feel you have grasped my character, good sir." Oh... Oh dear lord..

"Now... that sounds like a story that should be told. How did things go so awry as to end with this? I presume then you won, unless you managed to turn back time upon your dying breath to save yourself."