September Test Drive Meme

[thewakemods]

It's that time again!

→ Comment with a new character you'd like to test out in the game's setting. (put character/canon in subject line pls!)
→ You don't have to be in the game to comment! HI NEW PEOPLE LET US ENABLE YOU.
→ Tag around with new and old characters.
→ App all those characters
→ ???
→ PROFIT!

**NOTICE** - For new series and recent updates/occurrences to existing ones, please mark as SPOILERS if you must refer to such, but please use your own discretion in general.

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[younghero]

[Link started looking in the cupboards for something to cook with. He wasn't a great chef, but, he could cook lunch for himself and a little girl.]

I gotta say, I'm a little surprised you don't wanna go to see the Doctor. He's got like a ton of kids now. They have parties and sleepovers and stuff--

[A slightly wistful tone entered his voice, that he did his best to squash in his next breath. While he might have wished that he, Zelda, and Shadow had been invited to those things, Link couldn't be sure if that wasn't just a holdover from being constantly excluded amongst the Kokiri or not.]

But, waiting is cool too. Anything look good to eat to you?

[loves_garu]

She hopped down and ran across the counter, jumping up to throw each cabinet open, and then the fridge and started gathering all the ingredients to make noodles with vegetables. Then she looked at him expectantly. Btw, the ingredients for noodles? She pulled out the stuff for HOMEMADE Noodles, not a box of pasta.

[younghero]

[Noodles---homemade at least---were a bit beyond his skill set.
Rice was much more common in Hyrule, and that he could fumble his way through.]

Not sure what you're trying to make...um....

Is he wearing his sword?

[loves_garu]

Noodles. How hard was noodles? Her uncles ALWAYS made noodles. She sweat beaded a little and started gesturing, like she was miming making noodles. Not that the way she was used to noodles being made would make sense to ANYONE not from her village.

Yep. The only time he's weaponless is at home.

[younghero]

[Link's brow furrowed.]

I can make onigiri?

Or soup.

[He added, eyeing the vegetables.]

She is going to try to take his sword.... You have been warned. On his back or his hip?

[loves_garu]

She glared at him then jumped up on the table to start making pasta dough, irritated. This was worse than when she needed Ching and Santa to help her when her uncles went to train after Dada cleared a bowl too early. St least they understood what she wanted!

Always on his back. Sword and shield both. Right now it's the Razor Sword, not the Master.

[younghero]

[Link watched her quietly for a few moments. He still wasn't sure what the girl was making--the nearest he could guess was some sort of bread.]

Sweet!

[loves_garu]

She finished the dough, though it took her way too long. She rolled it into a spiral and tried to fling one end out like her uncles do... and the pasta flew out of her hand and hit the wall.

She made an irritated noise. Maybe she'd do better with the vegetables. She couldn't be as bad as Ching, at least. She looked around for a... AH! She saw his sword, climbed up his arm, and before he's have much chance to realize what she was up to, she grabbed the sword and did a flip off of his head, pulling it from the sheath as she did, to land in front of the vegetables with the sword raised high in both hands. Unless he stops her...

the noise this boy is making, lol

[younghero]

[Link is fast when it comes to his weaponry. It usually came as a surprise to anyone who ever had to wake up him in the mornings that a boy who could move so slowly had the ability to be almost alarmingly fast when the occasion called for it.

His double-edged sword being used for cooking was one of these times.]

Hey!

[He grabbed the sword back, plucking it from her grasp with an irritated huff.]

One: it's not a kitchen knife.

Two: I've killed monsters with that, gross.

ROFL

[loves_garu]

She turned to face him, irritated. She didn't care if the sword had monster goo. That was just protein, right? She pointed back towards the vegetables, demandingly.

Weaponry's friends, not for cutting food

[younghero]

[Making another huffy noise, Link dug through a drawer trying to find a knife for foods. After a few tries he found one and handed it over.]

Here.

ROFL

[loves_garu]

She looked at the knife and gave him a look that asked if he was kidding her. How could you cut vegetables with something that small?!

:D

[younghero]

[Girl, you are not going to use his sword for cooking. Link cleans it obsessively, but, it's been in monsters, and goddesses only know where the monsters have been. Also, given that a lot of his weapons are the reason he's still alive, he feel indebted to them.]

It works fine. Want me to show you?

She comes from a very,.... interesting... village, okay?

[loves_garu]

She made a face but held the knife out to him. No way anyone can cut vegetables with anything smaller than a sword!

pffft. Link's used to strange.

[younghero]

[Sigh. Link started cutting the vegetables into reasonably equal pieces.]

See?

[loves_garu]

That actually seemed to make her angrier. He was going SO SLOWLY! Who could cook that slowly? Vegetables had to be chopped much more quickly! GRRRRRRRRR

[younghero]

[Link noticed the anger, but, kept chopping. Rule number one in life? Don't hand an angry girl a knife. Brave, not stupid.]

I can do this good, or I can do this fast. You pick.

[loves_garu]

BOTH! Duh! She pointed again to his sword. That would go MUCH faster.

[younghero]

[SIGH.]

If you wanna chop veggies with a sword, you're gonna have to get your own sword from someone else.

My weapons aren't for food-prep.

[loves_garu]

And now she's looking around for someone else, someone who might have a sword. Because it's just weird that she doesn't, but she's never needed one, cause everyone else has always had them. Maybe she could find Tobe and use his? Oh! and where Tobe is... Garu usually is, cause Tobe is as obsessed with Garu as she is!

So now she's jumping up to look on top of the fridge and in upper cabinets for hiding ninjas.

[younghero]

[Okay, that's--that's a little weird. Link popped a bit of onion into his mouth.]

Weird.

[Link hadn't actually meant to say it out-loud, but....]

[loves_garu]

She is not weird, she is looking for ninjas!

She made an angry sound and punched the cabinet in frustration. The door snapped in half and fell at her feet. Feeling a bit better, she went back to searching.

[younghero]

[If you find them when they don't want to be found, they're pretty lousy ninjas. Ask him about his ninja-princess someday.

Link ate a bit of red pepper, eyebrows going up at the destruction of the door.

While Pucca continued looking for ninjas, Link took his Ocarina out and played a short lullaby. The destroyed bits of door floated back into place before repairing itself with a soft 'click'.]

[loves_garu]

Oh, she'd agree completely that Tobe and his crew are bad ninjas. They're the joke of Sooga Village. But even f they were good at it... she's from a ninja village, and she loves hide and seek. Garu is a GREAT ninja (in training) and she can always find him!

But no ninjas here. That was weird. She sat down on the floor, not even noticing the fixed door. She wanted her uncles. She wanted Garu. As her stomach growled, she realized that she was really hungry. Tears slid down her face as she started to cry silently.

She wanted to go home.

[younghero]

[Link knew that feeling. Or he had when he first started his journey, and once again when he had been knee deep in poison water in Termina.]

S'okay. I'll make something. You can just sit, okay?

[Rice and veggies it was.]