beakie: (meemeep?)
Beaker ([personal profile] beakie) wrote in [community profile] gotosleep_idiot 2017-12-05 05:01 am (UTC)

Uh.

Hm.

Wow those sure are some questions huh!

He scratches the side of head, trying to mull over Pinocchio's question. I mean, he guesses he's a puppet? He's definitely not a person person. But there's a difference between a Muppet and a puppet, Kermit probably said something about it, right? He's definitely eaten food and drank things, so he thinks he probably has to eat to survive. Right? But then again, he's been blown up more times than he can count, and it should be impossible for someone to survive that sort of constant abuse. But that might just be because he's a Muppet. And it sure is weird that the Swedish Chef has non-felt hands unlike everyone else, but he had figured it was just a quirk? All Muppets are different, after all.

His head hurts just thinking about this. He tries to formulate an answer, but all that comes out is a slightly squeakier than usual "Meep."

Existential questions aren't really great for Beaker.

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