[Not concerned by a talking duck in clothes. You should see her cat. She just frowned thoughtfully.]

"The knd you hit someone with, the kind you lock a door with, the kind you use as a lever, the kind you get alcohol at, the kind you have a fight at, the kind you get ice cream sodas at, the kind you have to pass to study law....?" [You might want to cut her off, she will keep listing kinds of bars.] "The kind you eat.....?"