She's very much like the Doctor in that way, but even for him there's only a certain level of innuendo one can reach before he finally notices. A very fun game, however, that River and Jack had always managed to make entertaining during their time onboard.

"All he ever calls me, really." She grins, eyebrows rising playfully. Of everyone, River will certainly be the best to utilize that information. Let it not be said Sexy isn't just as ridiculous as the rest of them.

"To be perfectly fair, I think I look quite well for my age, yeah?" All in all, it could be much worse. "Besides, I hardly think it matters when we both know nothing gets him better than a multi-stage dynamorphic power converter!" Her own joke sends her into giggles, but more for the fact that it's true.