Oh dear Ten, no, sorry, this is just what the future looks like. The man who forgets.
"Something only I would know? Even if I had a thing to ask, if you're not real, asking would open it to the trap, now wouldn't it. Clever though. Nice try. Besides, like I can remember what you knew at that point? My whole life is like River's diary to you. Ah! River, you've met her yet? Won't give away her spoilers, but if you're real? At the Library... Be good to her, would you? Better than I was, if you can. Wonderful woman, River Song."
"Now." He clapped his hands. "Who needs a wand, I've got a sonic. At least, I usually do. Will have again once I figure out what is wrong with mine. But fine, let's say I'm buying this, then you know what I need to fix my sonic. So tell me, where is the old girl?"
Antimatter was interesting, but without a sonic and without the Tardis, no real way he could test that claim. So that can get put aside for the moment, but oh wouldn't he have fun bringing the Ponds to antimatter space? Well, maybe not Rory, that's just tempting fate and all that. Oh! Maybe a date with River, drop back and break her out of Stormcage. This would be her kind of thing, if this were real.
Re: Oh dear goddess. Here we go.
"Something only I would know? Even if I had a thing to ask, if you're not real, asking would open it to the trap, now wouldn't it. Clever though. Nice try. Besides, like I can remember what you knew at that point? My whole life is like River's diary to you. Ah! River, you've met her yet? Won't give away her spoilers, but if you're real? At the Library... Be good to her, would you? Better than I was, if you can. Wonderful woman, River Song."
"Now." He clapped his hands. "Who needs a wand, I've got a sonic. At least, I usually do. Will have again once I figure out what is wrong with mine. But fine, let's say I'm buying this, then you know what I need to fix my sonic. So tell me, where is the old girl?"
Antimatter was interesting, but without a sonic and without the Tardis, no real way he could test that claim. So that can get put aside for the moment, but oh wouldn't he have fun bringing the Ponds to antimatter space? Well, maybe not Rory, that's just tempting fate and all that. Oh! Maybe a date with River, drop back and break her out of Stormcage. This would be her kind of thing, if this were real.