Okay, now wait. Wait. Just... "Wait what?" Give him a second. "River is here, with someone who looks like us... and the Master, also alive somehow. And it is the Tardis who is here without a soul?"
Just to be sure he's got this right.
"So this is just basically These are your lives, Doctor edition? Alright, well, I'm here now, we'll get this sorted out. I'll need a desk, maps, and a plate fo jammy dodgers. And a fez."
Alright, so first he had to find River, then Idiris. Or maybe Idris then River. How long would she have this time? Still, River would be of help finding her.
"Starting to think this might all be real. No one is this clever, well, except me. Us I suppose. But really, what was I thinking with that hair?"
Re: Oh dear goddess. Here we go.
Just to be sure he's got this right.
"So this is just basically These are your lives, Doctor edition? Alright, well, I'm here now, we'll get this sorted out. I'll need a desk, maps, and a plate fo jammy dodgers. And a fez."
Alright, so first he had to find River, then Idiris. Or maybe Idris then River. How long would she have this time? Still, River would be of help finding her.
"Starting to think this might all be real. No one is this clever, well, except me. Us I suppose. But really, what was I thinking with that hair?"