"Oh," she said, waving a hand. "Pretty sure anyone that the castle knows to be dumb would be safe enough, it enjoys screaming."

She blinked, then realization dawned. "And you meant dumb as in unintelligent, didn't you?" A bit of a sigh. "Luckily even the kids around Mechanicsburg know about the Castle, no one would let any of them get near it, even if they tried. Unless you count the fact that the....Castle... " someone was having a dawning realization, "controls the town. Oh... Oh dear."