Rose snorted. "You think I'm fine?" A beat. "Oi! My nose isn't scrunchy!" She tried to scrunch it more, and her whole face. "Not like hers--" more scronches.
Another laugh and a head shake. "No, no, I really am not the Doctor just..." his soul mate? Yeah. There was no way she could say that with a straight face.
She bit her thumb in thought. And used it to buy time to bend up a picture of the Thirteenth Doctor. Rose doodled a finger on the kitchen table in thought. If not soul mate... first love? No. Girlfriend? Not really. Ehhhh... "It's extremely complicated. As you can imagine with the Doctor involved. His Tenth version is the one out being a dragon that I called Fluffy earlier. I'm sorta married to him. As much as you can be in a multiverse nexus where he's split up into the various versions of himself including the one that came before him that I fell in love with, and all while knowing he gets married again after me. Whereas I got stuck back in my father's Universe, which he can't reach easily without a void ship and instead he let Rassilon do that because again, married to River Song, and the TARDIS doesn't do well out of the Doctor's Universe since her heart is powered by the time vortex of that particular universe. Although he gave me and his clone-self a coral piece to get our own TARDIS..." A head shake. "See? Mad. Annnnd during a storm he got transformed into her. Thirteen. His future... future-future-future. And I fused my heart with the TARDIS a long time ago so time and me and the TARDIS and the Doctor, it's all a bit..." she gently tapped a temple. "Muddled up here, yeah?"
A pout. "I never got to meet Sunglasses Doctor yet. Or anyone past Fluffy. I know there's also Bowtie. But people always did say the Doctor and I were --" a hand wave. "Stupidly alike." A giggle. "I changed bodies with his Fourth self on an April's Fools and even though pretty much everyone could tell, it was really fun pretendin' like they couldn't." A nod!
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Another laugh and a head shake. "No, no, I really am not the Doctor just..." his soul mate? Yeah. There was no way she could say that with a straight face.
She bit her thumb in thought. And used it to buy time to bend up a picture of the Thirteenth Doctor. Rose doodled a finger on the kitchen table in thought. If not soul mate... first love? No. Girlfriend? Not really. Ehhhh... "It's extremely complicated. As you can imagine with the Doctor involved. His Tenth version is the one out being a dragon that I called Fluffy earlier. I'm sorta married to him. As much as you can be in a multiverse nexus where he's split up into the various versions of himself including the one that came before him that I fell in love with, and all while knowing he gets married again after me. Whereas I got stuck back in my father's Universe, which he can't reach easily without a void ship and instead he let Rassilon do that because again, married to River Song, and the TARDIS doesn't do well out of the Doctor's Universe since her heart is powered by the time vortex of that particular universe. Although he gave me and his clone-self a coral piece to get our own TARDIS..." A head shake. "See? Mad. Annnnd during a storm he got transformed into her. Thirteen. His future... future-future-future. And I fused my heart with the TARDIS a long time ago so time and me and the TARDIS and the Doctor, it's all a bit..." she gently tapped a temple. "Muddled up here, yeah?"
A pout. "I never got to meet Sunglasses Doctor yet. Or anyone past Fluffy. I know there's also Bowtie. But people always did say the Doctor and I were --" a hand wave. "Stupidly alike." A giggle. "I changed bodies with his Fourth self on an April's Fools and even though pretty much everyone could tell, it was really fun pretendin' like they couldn't." A nod!