"Well see, she was in one of his classes. I went sometimes back then, back when I thought he was just another bloke. His lectures were interesting. And well, sometimes she'd be on my line talking about his class or reading the assignment. When ever she was, popped in some extra chips on her plate. Never said nothing. Just kind of wanted to see what would happen. She talked about him, extra chips. Kind of became a little game for a while. Went on for ages, her not noticing or nothing, then one day she did notice. She realized I'd been giving her extra chips, and she smiled and thanked me. Which is when I noticed she was fat now. I'd fatted her. But hey, she liked the chips so not all on me, yeah?"