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[14:18] Rev: ...god what is it with everyone in this city and fruits.
[14:18] auriatetsukai: So when Starscream eventually gets over himself and becomes a Deva, his city will greatly resemble a pineapple.
[14:18] Rev: Alex is just going to start calling everyone fruits.
[14:18] Rox: Fruits are delicious?
[14:19] Rev: Not citizens.
[14:19] Rev: "Fucking fruits of Nautilus."
[14:19] Jean: give them specific fruit-names
[14:19] Jean: like how Roxas is a Grape
[14:19] Rev: Yes.

Axel: Cherries
Starscream: Pineapple
Wasp: Granny Smith apple
Bumblebee: orange
Aya: Lemon
Ladd: Pomegranate
Roxas: grape
Rion: kumquat
Crawford: prickly pear
Peach: ...do we have to say it?
Wreck-Gar: Mango
V: tomato
William Jesse: fig
Smaug: dragonfruit (haha)
Saïx: BANANA
Squall: grapefruit
Pearl: apricat (shut up it's a fruit from her world)
Nathan: kidney bean (shut up, there's context)
[14:30] Sara: What would Nathan Wallace be?
[14:30] Jean: UH
[14:30] Jean: UHHHHH
[14:30] auriatetsukai: Kidney bean! wait...
[14:30] Rev: Ummm.
[14:30] Rev: Kidney bean would work for Nathan.
[14:30] Rev: HE IS NOT A FRUIT.
Tony: durian
Marrow: lychee
Anomie: cranberry
Graham: huckleberry
Ozymandias: eggplant
Pyramid Head: horned melon
Sari: strawberry
Cassie: crabapple