[IF YOU'RE PULLING A SCHROEDER, HE'S PULLING A LUCY. LEANS ON OPPOSITE END OF PIANO.]

Well, I'm gonna take that as a yes, then. Hey, you can play without looking at the piano! That's kind of cool. But pianos are really getting outdated, y'know? It's all about sampling these days. That's supposed to be the in thing, but it doesn't mean it's really good, 'cause it's just taking parts of other people's songs. But hey, live and let live, right? Well that's what I figure, but businesses aren't too happy about that kind of thing--

A: "OH MY GOD SHUT UP"
B: IGNORE STILL. PLAY MORE VIOLENTLY.
C: Flip the piano.
D: agree whole-heartedly.