Teal is an idiot

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There's a reason I am posting with this journal. JOLTA. THIS IS FOR YOUUU.


I am the very archetype of an adroit Air Commander
I'm well skilled in defamation, deceit, and slander
I know the lords of Cybertron, and I quote the wars historical
From Kaon to the Nemesis, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
So smart they should make me 'con General!

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
So smart they should make him 'con General!

I know our mythic history, Vector Prime's and Lord Primus's
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of The Fallen
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous

I can tell undoubted Sky Bytes from... from...

And then TF Wiki was down so I couldn't make more puns :(

*e* also the rhymes on the second to last verse suuuck. I should fix themmm.