[scowl. Gets out her lyrics sheet. Reads in dead-pan tone, pausing in between to eat from a Big Mac]

Oh zay can you zee by zer dawn's early light
Vhot zo proudly ve hailed at zer tvilight's last gleaming
Whos broad ztripes und bright ztars zhrough zer perilous fight
O'er zer ramparts ve vatched vere zo gallantly ztreaming?
Und zer rocket's red glare, zer bombs bursting in air
Gave proof zhrough zer night zhat our flag vas ztill zhere.
Oh zay does zhat ztar-spangled banner yet vave
O'er zer land of zer free und zer home of zer brave.