[Is about to say "fuck it" and walk out when he notices Optimus' attention. Sighs.]

The little dog was ... a magical dog. Bot. Who could talk. And walk on water. His name was ... Angelo.

[Right. He can do this.]

Angelo lived on the edge of the forest because his best friend, the unicorn, lived in the meadow nearby. One day, he went to ask the unicorn, whose name was ... Zell ... if he had any. Er. Snacks.

... But Zell wasn't there.