Back to School for You Kids

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

Spawned out of late-night chat fun, here's a meme for all the Wake people!




You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. The whole day is spanned out for you to do whatever you want!

Babysitters Squall and Sari are here to take care of your every need. So find a friend, take a nap, cause chaos! You're children: the world is your oyster.


GO!

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PART 3

[assbelts]

[Is about to say "fuck it" and walk out when he notices Optimus' attention. Sighs.]

The little dog was ... a magical dog. Bot. Who could talk. And walk on water. His name was ... Angelo.

[Right. He can do this.]

Angelo lived on the edge of the forest because his best friend, the unicorn, lived in the meadow nearby. One day, he went to ask the unicorn, whose name was ... Zell ... if he had any. Er. Snacks.

... But Zell wasn't there.

[hatesbees.livejournal.com]

DID THEY TAKE ZELL TO THE STOCKADE?!

_{[Oh Primus, that would be terrifying! D:]}

[cannot-spell.livejournal.com]

[Gasp no! He leans over and pats Wasp.]

Zell is okay!

[hatesbees.livejournal.com]

W-Wykkyd-squishy s-sure?

_{[Peeks out from behinf his hands, which are covering his optics.]}

[cannot-spell.livejournal.com]

[He nods eagerly!]

Uh-huh.

Re: PART 3

[some-flowers.livejournal.com]

Zell.

Hnn. Stupid name.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

Zell isn't a stupid name! It's just... different! I would have named him Arthur...

[hatesbees.livejournal.com]

Arthur not real name!

[lifeineternity.livejournal.com]

Yeah! It's a good a name as any other one.

[some-flowers.livejournal.com]

'Different' cowardly word for 'stupid'.

PART 4

[assbelts]

[Decides not to comment on the choice of name.]

Angelo was very concerned. Zell had never left the meadow before, and Angelo worried that Zell would get lost. Or do something stupid. Zell was a good unicorn, but his horn wasn't quite screwed on straight.

So Angelo went searching for Zell. He searched all over the meadow. He searched the forest, he searched the valleys. He even searched the town, where the big cars drove and frightened him.

Zell was Angelo's best friend. He was determined to find him.

Finally, there was only one place left to search; the beach.

Re: PART 4

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

Something went horribly wrong, didn't it?

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

I know- I know- I know how it's going to end!!

There's going to be a surprise party, right? Right?

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

Is this the part where they find the dead body?! That's always the coolest part of a movie.

[monsterarises.livejournal.com]

Eel! You're not supposed to watch those movies. You're too little.

Re: PART 4

[firetruckhero.livejournal.com]

[STILL PAYING RAPT ATTENTION]

PART 5

[assbelts]

[How did Megatron get...? Ugh, whatever. He looks at Optimus' attentive face and forces himself to continue.]

Angelo went up and down the beach, searching for his friend. Since he could walk on water, he even went over the ocean, calling, "Zell! Zell!" He searched all day and all night, but found nothing.

When the sun rose, Angelo went back to the beach. He was exhausted. He lay down on the sand, and spotted something by his ... paw.

It was a piece of Zell's horn.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

[Here, have a heartbroken country.]

[lifeineternity.livejournal.com]

[A small gasp! He's read his fairy tales, he knows what that means.]

[cannot-spell.livejournal.com]

[...W-wibbles. He honestly looks ready to cry.]

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

See? There is gonna be a dead body!

[is paying rapt attention now]

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

[listening in, and pauses. WTF, Squall, WTF.]


This story has a happy ending, right, Squall?


[as in, I will hurt you if you make these kids cry, happy ending]

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

This is a story about dead people.

Re: PART 5

[firetruckhero.livejournal.com]

[LOOKS SO HORRIBLY UPSET. WHY SQUALL, WHY]

PART 6

[assbelts]

[Blinks at Sari's tone, then looks around at the children's heartbroken faces. Oh. Maybe not the best way to end this story. Right, he'll just ... change some things.]

Angelo touched the horn with his paw and howled. His friend was gone. Gone, and nothing would ever bring him back. No mater how many times he stood at the edge of the meadow, waiting, Zell would never come to meet him. He was gone forever....

[... Shit, what the hell can he change? Ugh. There has to be something he can say to make it have a "happy" ending....]

Then, out of the water, something began to rise. Angelo turned to face it, wondering what could possibly live under the sea. The waves crashed against the shore, bringing with them a ... beautiful ... horse. And not just any horse, but a unicorn. A true unicorn, that had shed its old horn to make way for one made of ... crystal.

[He tries to inject surprise and delight into the next part.]

It was Zell!

[... He's pretty sure he failed.]

Angelo ran to his friend, crying out happily. "Zell! Zell!" And Zell touched his horn to the sand, and it was ... suddenly made of candy. "That is the true power of a unicorn, Angelo," said Zell. Angelo laughed and ran to play with his friend, and they ... lived happily ever after.

... The end.

[Just. Kill him now.]