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gotosleep_idiot2011-04-08 03:57 am
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I break hiatus for this?
My roomie, Amy, wrote an awful Transformers ficlet as an act of revenge after I'd stolen one of her shoes. She suggested I share it with Wake, since my summaries of its shenanigans constitute her whole knowledge of the canon.
Cut as a courtesy.
"Teh best Megatron/Starscream fic EVAR!!!1
Once there was these robots named Megatron and the other was Starscream. They really loved each other even tho Starscream always betrayed Megatron, but he always came back 2 him in the end so that shows how he really cared after all!! One afternoon Starscream went to Megatron's office, where Megaton was making paper airplanes cuz thats what i like to do in my dads office.
"Megatron Im goin to betray you!" Shouted Starscream to his boss.
"No Starscream don't!" Megatron cried to Starscream. The sunlight rippled on his bionic manly chest making Starscream remember nights where they plugged into each other for hours on end lettng the electric current go back and forth between their bodies like an electric pendulum of lightning.
"I'm really going to do it this time" he said, glaring menacingly at the handsome Decepticon.
Megatron was made of the finest steel which glittered in the sun like a knights armor when he rode through fields with his lady to go fight dragons. "I know you won't" he said to his henchman.
"I will"
"You won't"
"I will so Megatron"
"I will love you my hencemen even if you betray mea hundred thousand times," said Megatron with feeling of passion.
Starscream could stand it no longer. "Maybe I won't this time but next time I will and there will be no stopping me!" he said menacingly to his boss as a warning.
Megatron was very happy, so happy that he stopped making airplanes (they where made of metal because he is a Decepticon and really strong) and stood up from his chair to go hug Starscream. His metal body sparkled in the sun with opalescent ripples of pearl.
"My minion" he purred in a husky voice, opening his plate and taking out a cord.
THE END
(because I just can't bring myself to write more.)"
I am so sorry.
There will be a prize for the best bad fanart.
EDIT: Amy offers her apologies.
Cut as a courtesy.
"Teh best Megatron/Starscream fic EVAR!!!1
Once there was these robots named Megatron and the other was Starscream. They really loved each other even tho Starscream always betrayed Megatron, but he always came back 2 him in the end so that shows how he really cared after all!! One afternoon Starscream went to Megatron's office, where Megaton was making paper airplanes cuz thats what i like to do in my dads office.
"Megatron Im goin to betray you!" Shouted Starscream to his boss.
"No Starscream don't!" Megatron cried to Starscream. The sunlight rippled on his bionic manly chest making Starscream remember nights where they plugged into each other for hours on end lettng the electric current go back and forth between their bodies like an electric pendulum of lightning.
"I'm really going to do it this time" he said, glaring menacingly at the handsome Decepticon.
Megatron was made of the finest steel which glittered in the sun like a knights armor when he rode through fields with his lady to go fight dragons. "I know you won't" he said to his henchman.
"I will"
"You won't"
"I will so Megatron"
"I will love you my hencemen even if you betray me
Starscream could stand it no longer. "Maybe I won't this time but next time I will and there will be no stopping me!" he said menacingly to his boss as a warning.
Megatron was very happy, so happy that he stopped making airplanes (they where made of metal because he is a Decepticon and really strong) and stood up from his chair to go hug Starscream. His metal body sparkled in the sun with opalescent ripples of pearl.
"My minion" he purred in a husky voice, opening his plate and taking out a cord.
THE END
(because I just can't bring myself to write more.)"
I am so sorry.
There will be a prize for the best bad fanart.
EDIT: Amy offers her apologies.
"opalescent ripples of pearl"?! XD
KJDHAKJDSHFKJHDFAJFHKDFHSKDJF
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I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. oAo
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I LAUGHED SO HARD MY FACE HURT WHEN I TRIED.
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UNLESS, Y'KNOW, YOU DRAW SOMETHING WHICH BEATS IT
wow just noticed this XD
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