IT'S FRIDAY

[fastaskenyans]

~*~THE KID MEME! ~*~

You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, dress-up boxes with funny hats and capes and all sorts of props like wizard wands!, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, a see-saw, a jungle gym, and a big plastic castle! Rion and ...Six are your sitters today unless they don't want to be, in which case, nominate someone! Have fun!

Rules:

• You all are chillums. You may be anywhere between 5 and 12. You may not curse at all. If your character's foul mouthed, they may say "crud," or "turd," or even "stupid head."
• Playground romances must be limited to derpy cuteness and maybe a kiss on the cheek.
• HAVE FUN OR ELSE
• IDK I'll probably think of some.

Comments

[fastaskenyans]

[Alas, wee Wally still has super!metabolism and he actually can't function without frequent meals. Not that he'll think to point that out- nagging is obviously the way to go.]

Well, duh. I can eat with them too.

[fastaskenyans]

[Troublemaking? What troublemaking? He's only giving them all flowers like a little Casanova gentleman.]

[sixthdeadliest]

[He's starting to get a bit exasperated. Kid, why don't you--]

[Wait. There was some sort of special issue with this one. Think, think, think. Which one, which one...]

You're Wally, right?

[greenmateria.livejournal.com]

[She watches him solemnly before beaming at him.]

Well I want to be a pirate! Do they have ships? I want to have my own ship!

[She climbs higher on the jungle gym, then grabs a bar and dangles for a bit.]

If you're a sea cop does that mean you have to arrest me?

[klepto-ninja.livejournal.com]

Ooh, yeah, justice!

[She mirrors his pose, jamming her fist into the air too.]

For goodness and justice! The White Rose of Wutai will kick your butt!

[macho-tomboy.livejournal.com]

[The girls seem to respond favorably, at least. But Akane's watching you, buster! Don't try to exact any kisses or hugs as payment!]

[fastaskenyans]

'Course they have ships; they're pirates

[He stiffens. He doesn't want to arrest a pretty girl! But she's a pirate!

But pretty girl!

But pirate.

He sounds very pained when he answers:]

Yeah.

[fastaskenyans]

Yep, that's me!

[fastaskenyans]

Yeah!



...Wait, what's a Woo tie?

[fastaskenyans]

[But what's wrong with hugs?]

even though he hasn't been accepted yet. OH WELL

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

FOR GLORY!

[macho-tomboy.livejournal.com]

[Hugs are what PERVERTS try to give! SO HE HAD BETTER NOT!]

[sixthdeadliest]

[So this was the same kid. His mother had notified the childcare center, letting them know about the situation and planning ahead.]

Your mom left you some snacks in case you got hungry when it wasn't snack time or lunchtime. Why don't you run inside real fast and go get one? Tell Mr. Steiner I said it was all right.

[fastaskenyans]

Yessssss.

[ZOOOM. Inside. ZOOM. Out again. With a humungous armful of food]

Thanks Mr. Six!

[Omnomnom. He holds out a small portion of his food in offering]

Truffle?

[Yeah, his mouth is still full]

[fastaskenyans]

[BUT SCARY GIRL, HOW CAN I BE A PERVERT? I'M ONLY 8.]

[sixthdeadliest]

[The mind boggles. Now exactly why she'd left so much food behind makes sense. Good gravy. Still, he wonders why it was all sweets she'd left. He'll have to keep an eye out in case the kid gets sick on all the chocolate.]

No thank you. Just be careful. All that chocolate might give you a stomach ache.

[greenmateria.livejournal.com]

[Aerith grins at him and jumps down from the jungle gym.]

To arrest me, you have to catch me first!

[With that she runs a little distance away, giggling.]

OH WELL! 8D

[rialynn]

[Oh hey, a new knight! Unexpected, but very welcome! Rialynn grins at him, then rocks her horse back and forth more vigorously to show that they're galloping now, not cantering.]

What did you name your horse? I'm calling mine Black Widow!

[fastaskenyans]

[There's peanut butter too. Sugar for immediate energy and ~*~protein~*~ to hold him over till lunch. (There were sandwiches, but he ate those on the way to school when she wasn't looking)]

Nah, I don't get stomach aches.

[OM NOM NOM]

[macho-tomboy.livejournal.com]

[Clearly you have never visited Nerima before. e_e]

[klepto-ninja.livejournal.com]

It's where I live. You've never heard of it?

[Clearly you should have.]

[fastaskenyans]

[AH. WELL. Wally can play that game. He puffs out his chest even more and drops down as well]

Ye cannot run on the seas! Ye needs a vessel!

[He zips inside and returns seconds later, with two cardboard boxes. He sets one next to her and holds the other around his waist. Clearly it is a boat.]

[fastaskenyans]

[...Nope.

He just has a knight complex more than anything. Doesn't go much beyond "DOTING FAIR PRETTY MAIDENS YAY"]

[greenmateria.livejournal.com]

[Aerith studies the box and moment then grabs it, mimicking him. She decides to decorate it later when she gets the chance, but now she is a pirate on the seas! She decides to try her hand at pirate-speak.]

I'll never give up me gold! Ye have to catch me first before ya can get my treasure!

[She's pleased with this, and starts to runROW yes she is rowing.]

[fastaskenyans]

...Was I s'possed to?