STOP IT! [Continues to scream and wince at the laugher]
...I don't know who the heck you're talking about but if there's a [so much hate] child around here. [Beat] Yay ~ Time to destory self esteem.
[Pause] Well, yes I've seen aliens but who cares about them?
[Long long long pause. He looks hang himself on that 'dad' remark] No.. I don't have any offspring. [Long groan. Way to touch my girlfriend broke up with me and I'll never be a father spot]
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...I don't know who the heck you're talking about but if there's a [so much hate] child around here. [Beat] Yay ~ Time to destory self esteem.
[Pause] Well, yes I've seen aliens but who cares about them?
[Long long long pause. He looks hang himself on that 'dad' remark] No.. I don't have any offspring. [Long groan. Way to touch my girlfriend broke up with me and I'll never be a father spot]