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[goodnight_vale]

[Again, Cecil clears his throat. Then frowns. And clears his throat again. Nope, this isn't happening.]

I can't make up the news! That goes against my journalistic integrity! [He actually has some, go figure. but then he huffs, clearly flustered as he smooths down the front of his vest once again.]

But in the interest of a proper explanation...I do remember my last show.

[So he clears his throat once again, and begins as he always does then the subject turns to one of the past mayoral campaign until Cecil forgets what he said next. Only then does he actually stop talking.]

[whohastimeforthat]

[Azmuth just sort of...stares.]

...That's the news where you come from?

Also, what's a dog park and why can't dogs enter it?

[goodnight_vale]

I explained that! Weren't you listening? The dog park is strictly off limits. Especially for dogs.

[As if that explains everything, Cecil.]

[whohastimeforthat]

Given standard naming conventions not just with humans but across the Milky Way, "dog park" implies that it's a place for dogs, not banning them.

[goodnight_vale]

Maybe where you come from. [Cecil chuckles darkly.] But in Night Vale, we don't talk about the dog park.

That's not really the point, you know? It was just a demonstration of my job.

[whohastimeforthat]

You're the one going on about how you give meaning to the facts. I was trying to get you to do your job.

[goodnight_vale]

I was! [Cecil throws his hands up in the air and then stomps around again. Azmuth, you just don't get it!]

[whohastimeforthat]

[No, no, he doesn't. Because you make no sense.]

Explain how that was supposed to give meaning to your listeners at all.