Turst Druuuuve

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[stabbywheelfeet]

... Well, look what Wreck-Gar's garbage cans dragged in.

[Yep. Looks like your day is getting even better there. What with the looming bot and all.]

[automobileenthusiast]

[Oh no you did not.]

Excuse me? Come a little closer, I don't think I heard you clearly.

[stabbywheelfeet]

You heard me just fine, Decepti-trash.

[Oh yes, yes he did. And he did it again.]

[automobileenthusiast]

[HOW

RUDE

WHO IS THIS SHMUCK WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS.

Knock Out EVER so calmly wipes some of that mud off his chest and flicks it in Sideswipe's general direction. He was going to point out that he wasn't with the 'Cons anymore but YOU KNOW WHAT fuck this guy.]

That wasn't even clever, darling. If you're just going to stand there and make a nuisance of yourself, I'll just be on my way.

[Being "on his way" included kicking up as much mud as he could at this dude. UGH.]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Oh, don't you "darling" me. That's my thing.

[He's going to start pacing in a circle around him. Because wow someone feels like being an asshole now.]

[automobileenthusiast]

[Go ahead and pace, punk. Knock Out's going to try shoving his way past him anyway.]

Oh, well excuse me, I didn't realize you already had dibs on it. You're not too terribly attached to your wheels, are you? If you don't stop crowding me, I'm going to peel them off.

[stabbywheelfeet]

You can try, Decepticon. You can try.

But you'd be a tiny, plastic, children's car before you could touch me.

[automobileenthusiast]

I'm retired actually. Believe it or not, I'm not interested in a fight. You might scratch my paint, after all.

[He really didn't feel like fighting but goddamn if this guy was going to be a prissy shit then Knock Out was too.]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Decepticons don't retire. You die. Which I would be more than happy to help with.

[Wow the level of prissy shit up in here just skyrocketted.]

[automobileenthusiast]

[The sound Knock Out makes is best described as half threatening growl, half exasperated groan of so much frustration. Naturally, it's accompanied by the most dramatic eye roll in the universe.]

I have never met a more persistent pain in the aft! Surely you have something better to do? Like say, get that hideous deformity on your neck looked at?

[Oh shit he just called you ugly whatchu gonna DO?]

I am a medic, by the way. Maybe if you ask nicely, I'll remove it for you.

[stabbywheelfeet]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[He scoffs, and makes as if he's cleaning completely nonexistent dust specks off his swords. Because that's Bitch Mode Necessary.]

[He's going to growl a little, and make a very annoyed expression. This is high school levels of drama up in here.]

Sure. You're a medic. And I'm a jet. Why don't you turn around and walk away before I get tired of witty commentary.

[automobileenthusiast]

[i'll show you who has the biggest tits on the block motherfucker

Sure, you inspect your sword thingies. Knock Out's going to inspect his NAILS (or pointy finger tips whatever) and smirk like a sassy prick, taking tremendous pleasure in the fact that he's managed to piss this clunky looking slagsucker off.]

Honestly. Here I am, minding my own business, lost and confused no less, and the big bad Autobot swoops in to start bullying. How heroic, you must be proud.

[Oh and that hand he was inspecting so closely has been replaced by a sweet buzz-saw. You wanna fight motherfucker let us throw down]

[stabbywheelfeet]

You call it bullying. I call it preventative measures.

[Oh hello buzzsaw. Let's do this.]

[He takes a step to one side, though, taunting. Because he's totally trying to goad this into a fight. Because if this Decepticon attacks first, he's the one who broke the truce first, not Sideswipe.]

[... Asshole.]

[automobileenthusiast]

[Knock Out's already dealing with MUD, he doesn't need his paint scratched on top of it. If he can avoid fighting outright, that would be lovely. Still, his optics follow the other's movements. The buzzsaw may but just for show right now, but if this guy decides to be a punkass, he'll happily use it.

Well, more of a punkass.]

That really won't be necessary. You're honestly the least of my worries right now.