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[thewakemods]

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[foreverfritz]

Oh, no, I might cry.

*As sarcastic as he intended the remark, it wasn't too far off from the truth.

The djinn flicked his lighter on and off, trying to take deep breaths to calm himself as the flame appeared and waned.*

This place is wrong.

[brinewitch]

Oh no, you'll get all gross an' puffy lookin'.

It ain't wrong it's just different. Quit bein' such a big ol' baby.

[foreverfritz]

*Fritz pocketed his lighter, so he could give the other a studying look.*

Different isn't much better than wrong.

*There was a slight effort at being civil there.*

[brinewitch]

Whaddya mean by that, all of us are different.

... Unless yer a creepy tin can robot.

[He's looking at him funny now]

You fall off an assembly line?

[foreverfritz]

I mean I'm not home where I should be. It's different from home...and that's not great.

*Fritz drew himself to his non-impressive height.*

Assembly line? Uh, no. I'm a djinn. So help me, if you ask if I live in a lamp or bottle....

[brinewitch]

Oh wah, it ain't like ya can never go back. Just not while yer all green like this.

[Well all six foot four of Kani doesn't budge, because even slightly stooped he's tall as all hell]

Huh. Issat why it smells like bathroom candles an' incense in here.

[Kani don't start]

Awwrite, don't go settin' nobodies place on fire, we got thirty foot tall robot police round these parts an' they'll toss ya in paddy wagon if everythin' goes up.

[foreverfritz]

*Ye gods, he's going to get a neck cramp looking up.

Fritz noted the other had over a foot on him, but was quickly distracted by the smell comment. So now, he's just self-consciously sniffing his shirt, looking a little distressed.*

Darn it. That's another brand of deodorant I can't use.

*The djinn considered that. The adolescent thought that giant robots were in the awesome category---being arrested by them, not so much.*

I burned Chicago down once! But...that was actually an accident. I didn't think the whole place would go up the quick, or I might've told my brother quicker.

[brinewitch]

Nah that's just what all ya fire genie type smell like.

[KEEP YOUR RACISM OUT KANI]

Why'd ya do that? Ya know how many a'these mud monkeys die when ya set their homes on fire? Goddamn, firebug, ya could kill millions, ya don't go lightin' up any ol place.

[foreverfritz]

DJINN. *Chest puffed at the hated "g" word, but, he deflated quickly.*

I said it was an accident, I really didn't mean for it to go that badly. I got distracted and...well, we haven't been back to Chicago since.

...there might be some very specific wards....

[brinewitch]

Whatever, ain't barely a difference.

Well good, ya shouldn't go back. I ain't never drowned a city, that's why ain't no one ever put up nothin' against me.

Dummy.

[foreverfritz]

It is a huge difference.

*He deflated a bit more.*

Yeah, Lijh was pretty miffed....but, in my defense, drowning is worse than burning.

*Fire logic.*

[brinewitch]

Nah.

Well heck, I wouldn't be able ta tell ya what burnin' feels like, I ain't never been burned by fire in my whole darn life.

[Iron, on the other]

Least yer skin don't fall off in drownin'.

... I mean immediately.

[foreverfritz]

Me either.

...that is some great mental imagery, thanks for that.

*Despite himself, the djinn laughed ruefully, rubbing his forehead.*

[brinewitch]

Nah I've seen all crispy burned up humans an' fat drowned human. But that fat stuff only happens if all of 'em are in water, not just if ya fill their lungs up with it.

Then ain't no one knows how they died till they go dice 'em up fer science.

Cuz that's a human thing too.

[foreverfritz]

Gross.

*He made a face.*

I'd rather be around living ones. Like Lijh and Mir---- *Fritz's shoulders slumped even further.*

And they're not here....why am I here? Alone.

[brinewitch]

Well there's a lotta those round here like Spazz an' Glinda an' Candy.

I 'unno. Ya woke up. Or somethin' stupid like that.

[foreverfritz]

Yeah, but they're not my...family.

Woke up. And now what? I'm a prisoner? That's what it feels like. Cut off from my powers, stuck in this form---not that I mind this form, but it's the principle!

I can't even summon a flippin' currywurst. *The big issues.*