Mata Test Drive Memerz

[thewakemods]

It's that time again!

→ Comment with a new character you'd like to test out in the game's setting. (put character/canon in subject line pls!)
→ You don't have to be in the game to comment! HI NEW PEOPLE LET US ENABLE YOU.
→ Tag around with new and old characters.
→ App all those characters
→ ???
→ PROFIT!

**NOTICE** - For new series and recent updates/occurrences to existing ones, please mark as SPOILERS if you must refer to such, but please use your own discretion in general.

Comments

[not_the_question]

I'm the Doctor. Doctor Pun-tastic.

[He's being a little over-happy, which Yzma probaby doesn't realise, but he is.]

And what about you?

[yzma_baby]

Hello, Doctor...Pun-tastic. [it hurts even saying that]

I am Yzma... Empress and etcetera. [the tip of her fluffy tail swishes in faint annoyance. He doesn't look like the strong stupid type who would bow to her every whim... so she'd better be careful

annd smile]

But you can call me Yzma... aheh... Do you perchance know where I might be?

[not_the_question]

Empress. Nice. I'm a Lord of Time.

[Yes, you heard that right. But at her question...]

Not a clue. I was hitchhiking in Utah... Woke up here.

[Yes, he has a Scottish accent, yes Utah, in the States. Oh, wait, well before her time.]

[yzma_baby]

[Lord is he? Well this is a golden opportunity isn't it? Especially if she wants revenge on that brat. This man is a bit older than her but well...]

I don't think I've ever heard of this You Tah... Maybe you can tell me about it over a drink?

[bats eyelashes at]

[not_the_question]

[He looks confused.]

I'll pass on the drink until I know where I am.

[He leans in to look closely at her face.]

Have you got something in your eye?

[Because why else would someone flap their lids like that?]

[yzma_baby]

It seems that I do...

[her voice drops in pitch as she leans in]

Would you like to help me.... get it out?

[not_the_question]

[He pulls out his sonic specks. And runs a scan.]

You're eyes are fine.

[yzma_baby]

[tough nut eh? That's fine. She's cracked more than a few nuts in her time]

Well you must have healed me with your dashing good looks. [sweeps feather from eyes]

Listen, you don't know where you are and I don't know where I am... so why not try to find out where we both are together?

[not_the_question]

[Yeah, no. He takes a step back and puts the specks away.]

My looks are very powerful, yes... but not like that.

[Another step back.]

Good point, but we would cover more ground if we went separate ways. Talked to different people.

[yzma_baby]

Don't be running off so quickly now. [step forward. more prodigious batting of eyelashes. She doesn't groom those things for nothing after all]

I think we have a lot in common.

[two more steps forward]

[not_the_question]

[The stepping back continues as she steps forward.]

I'm not running.

[Not yet. Just walking.]

We really don't. I'm over four and a half billion years old. I don't have much in common with anyone.

[yzma_baby]

[is he really? He could be a liar but if he isn't? Well Yzma has always had a thing for older men though frankly she's just about run out of them]

Well you don't know until you try it out! [approaches even faster.] After all there's so much we could learn from each other!

I am a master of many disciplines. [of science]

[not_the_question]

Only a master? I'm the Doctor, so I out rank you.

[Careful Yzma, he might start running.]

[yzma_baby]

I'm an Empress. The mistress thing means that I'm very good at it. Far out ranking a master if I do say so myself and so far more suitable for someone

like

you.

[finger walks up his torso or well air finger walks as there is likely some distance]

[not_the_question]

Lord of Time....

[Why is he bothering... and then she is far too close to touching him.]

Touching me is a really bad idea.