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[thewakemods]

It's that time again!

→ Comment with a new character you'd like to test out in the game's setting. (put character/canon in subject line pls!)
→ You don't have to be in the game to comment! HI NEW PEOPLE LET US ENABLE YOU.
→ Tag around with new and old characters.
→ App all those characters
→ ???
→ PROFIT!

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Comments

[yzma_baby]

[now here's a man who knows how to talk to a lady of rank! Though it would be better if she had someone to carry her as her due. Her legs were not as strong as they used to be for all that she's still a looker.

The second question gives her pause]

It should be here. I didn't think I wandered that far... [she had been a very small cat at the time and it had taken forever to walk a mile on such stubby legs]

Ah well it doesn't matter. As soon as I get to the capital I'll sort that brat right out... again... Somehow... [taps her fingers against her cheek in thought]

[acheat]

Goodness, madame. 'That brat'? When you put it like that, it sounds like you've been usurped.

How tragic! What obstinate child has driven you from your capital and throne?

[yzma_baby]

Kuzco! And after all those years I did raising him! Practially wore my fingers down to the bone telling his nurses what to do. And how does he repay me? Banishment and this! [shakes cat tail at him]

If I ever get my hands on him again I'll turn him into something far worse than a llama!

[acheat]

A terrible shame, your Majesty! How ungrateful and cruel of him. And it seems you carry a mark from that insult as well. If it does soothe your ego, you make it look marvelous.

Oh?

[Well, she did say she was a sorceress]

Is the spell meant to last a lifetime? I've never heard of a polymorph spell that powerful.

[yzma_baby]

Why uh... thank you!

[she's not used to so much fawning that wasn't forced upon pain of death! If he wasn't so clever she'd be tempted to take him on but she's beginning to side eye him a bit]

It's a potion actually. Supposed to be permanent. But I've managed to reverse-engineer it somewhat... [her tail swishes]

[acheat]

No need for thanks, the truth needs no reward.

A potion? Very curious. Devious too, if you intend to remove someone. One can hardly bequeath the throne to a pig or a mule after all.

I'm pleasantly surprised to see you've made an antidote for yourself. I can't even begin to imagine the difficulty.

[guess who wants an animal potion to add to his hoard of magic stuff]