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[thewakemods]

It's that time again!

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Comments

[im_a_phoenix]

Well crap... his face actually kind of hurts after all of that. He regenerates and all, but daaaamn... Ace are you really this thick? For starters, that was clearly a joke, and secondly HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT HAPPY TO MURDER IN TWO SECONDS FLAT?! Seriously, he wants to know for the sake of science, he can't even pretend to be that happy, it hurts his face muscles.

Oh right, he should probably say something here. "Ace... I've been here for how long? I also met her just the once. Even I don't move that fast. I'd have to bend the fabric of reality to pull it off and really... I'm not the kind of guy who'd knock up a girl that way. Call me old fashioned but... seriously, we're friends at best right now."

"Unlike you and your boyfriend... which you still have to introduce me to if you want him to live."

1/3

[ace_of_hearts]

Oh.

Oh.

Well.

Fuck you anyway.

For putting him through that.

Yeah.

He hopes your face hurts.

Bastard.

He hopes you have to regenerate all your teeth to boot.

Worst best friend.

Worst.

2/3

[ace_of_hearts]

"If anyone could bend the fabric of reality it'd be you," growl, glare, glare...

That might be a compliment in a weird way.

3/3

[ace_of_hearts]

AND JUST LIKE THAT...

Ace goes from "FUUUUCCCKKK YYOOOOUUUU FOREVER," to "oh right fuck me," stunned and confused mentally.

"Um."

....

"We don't move that fast. Or didn't. I mean I've been here like... four years Marco..."

Mentally sobbing.

"Noooooooo don't kill him! PLEASE MARCO, COME ON! HE'S REALLY CUTE AND STUPID AND TSUN AND HE HAS TO PROTECT LUFFY!" Oops. Now he just told Marco it's someone in the crew.

Fuck. Him.