April Test Drive Meme

[thewakemods]

It's that time again!

→ Comment with a new character you'd like to test out in the game's setting. (put character/canon in subject line pls!)
→ You don't have to be in the game to comment! HI NEW PEOPLE LET US ENABLE YOU.
→ Tag around with new and old characters.
→ App all those characters
→ ???
→ PROFIT!

**NOTICE** - For new series and recent updates/occurrences to existing ones, please mark as SPOILERS if you must refer to such, but please use your own discretion in general.

Comments

[melodiouspacifist]

[He got that he was being called stupid, he'd heard various incarnations of that previously, but it begged very important questions.]

Teabagging? What are you talking about?

[spinfoctor]

Never fucking mind, it's not something for shadow ninjas of darkness.

[melodiouspacifist]

I didn't say it was, I just wanted to know what you were going on about. [He rolled his eyes, whatever.]

Awesome. I'll have to tell the Superior to change my title! [He grins brightly, because his amusement seems to annoy Malcolm.]

I mean, I like the one I have now, but Shadow Ninja of Darkness is cool!

[And sounded like something Xemnas would come up with.]

[spinfoctor]

[Punches his forehead again.] The only way your boss is going to go along with that is if he has even less testes, and less ninja foresight than you, but given most of the Pentagon pricks I've met, I'd say that's a good bet, so more power to you. Fucking twat.

[melodiouspacifist]

My testes are fine, but I couldn't tell you about his, although man would that explain a lot. [He snickers to himself, yeah, he went there. Don't tell his boss.]

I'm sure the Superior couldn't care any less about what I had to say, honestly.

[spinfoctor]

[OKAY HE ACTUALLY LAUGHS AT THAT.] Definitely Pentagon.

[melodiouspacifist]

I don't know where that is, so that's not where I'm from, if that's what you're thinking.

[He grins, it's a victory that he made the man laugh at least.]

[spinfoctor]

Nah, your boss. [Air quotes.] Superior. Brainless brass all seeking war with anything that moves in order to justify their continued fucking existence, and none of the actual people doing the real work.

[melodiouspacifist]

[Demyx laughed softly and shrugged.]

Well he talks endlessly and bores us all to death, but yeah. We do what he says and that's the only option. He doesn't usually take requests.

[spinfoctor]

They never fucking do.