He moved into the scritching, enjoying it, so she would notice when he stiffened and went very very still.

After a long moment, he narrowed his eyes and tilted her head trying to figure out if she was messing with him. He hoped she was, but had a sinking feeling that she was serious.

"I know I told you to get a sense of humour, if this is you trying to do that, you're failing." This wasn't funny.