OH GOD RYUU WEREN'T YOU AROUND THE FIRST TIME I DID THIS ON MY LJ? AAAAA

You: Hello!
Stranger: heyy
You: How are you?
Stranger: good, you?
You: The same, thank you!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Britannia. And you?
Stranger: what country is that in?
You: ...It is a country?
Stranger: lol i know jk

And he left me. 8(






ETA OH GOD LOL

You: Hello~
Stranger: hello!
You: How are you?
Stranger: good how r you
You: I'm lovely, thank you!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Britannia.
You: And you?
Stranger: the fuck
Stranger: where is that shitty ass country
You: You shouldn't use such language. :(
Stranger: im a grown ass man i can use whatever language i want
You: It might hurt someone's feelings, though!
Stranger: Freedom of speech, us Americans have it bitch
Stranger: i dont give a shit if it hurts your shitty feelings
You: Americans don't care how people feel?
You: Or is it just you in particular...?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




LMFAO LMFAO

You: Hello!
Stranger: hey!
You: How are you?
Stranger: im good how are you?
You: I'm wonderful, thank you!
Stranger: your very welcome
You: Mm, I'm terrible at thinking of what to say in these things, hm~
Stranger: I'm watching porn so I'm a little preoccupied
You: ...Porn? As in pornography?
Stranger: yes
You: ...Why?
Stranger: cause its hot and im horny
You: Oh. I see.

[disconnected]