MEME

[still-strike.livejournal.com]

GENTLEMEN

GO TO http://omegle.com/

TALK WITH A RANDOM STRANGER IN CHARACTER

POST THE RESULTS

Comments

God what first try

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Stranger: heyo
You: Hello.
Stranger: im boring
You: Well that's not my problem is it? I'm not boring.
You: I'm from SPACE.
Stranger: wow good
Stranger: i wanna go there
You: You may get the chance when I am ruler of the entire universe.
Stranger: oh that's so surprise
Stranger: so how to?
You: Well. First, I'm going to take what is rightfully mine. As leader of the Decepticons! Then, everything will come in time!
Stranger: whose ur daddy?
You: ... I. Don't have a daddy. I'm a robot.
Stranger: no
Stranger: im a robot
Stranger: too
You: WHAT!?!
Stranger: but i have
You: ... Are you from Iacon?
Stranger: im autobot
You: SLAG YOU TO THE PIT!
Stranger: haam
Stranger: where r u from?
You: YOU WILL FALL BEFORE THE MIGHTY STARSCREA- well I'm from Cybertron duh.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good
Stranger: u know what?
You: What.
Stranger: i have cube
You: ...
You: Blurr?
Stranger: i can finish u
You: ...
You: Nobody can defeat me
You: Not even Megatron!
You: Slagging worthless scrapheap!
Stranger: im bumblebee
You: PRIMUS DAMN IT BEE
You: GET OFF THE CHAT
Stranger: no
You: I'm going to tell Prime you were fragging around on duty
Stranger: haha
Stranger: prime is my daddy
You: ... That's.
You: Actually kind of cute but BESIDE THE POINT
Stranger: it's truth
You: WELL THEN.
You: I'M TELLING PRIME.
Stranger: so ?
You: he's going to be pissed.
Stranger: prime can't scold me
You: Yes he can! He's your commander!
Stranger: yes i know
Stranger: but
Stranger: he is my father
You: Primus knows when I get out of line I get slagged from here to Metrople- well yeah okay.
Stranger: haaam
Stranger: how old r u/
Stranger: i had boring
Stranger: i dont like robot
You: I'm over 9 million.
Stranger: hu
Stranger: kidding is end
You: I'm not joking around!
You: GAH!
You: SLAG THIS

O_o

[androllout.livejournal.com]

What the crap is this conversation Jolta

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Stranger: Are you one of those nasty girls on the Internet??
You: What? NO, I'm not a girl!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[challengethegods]

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[challengethegods]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU BIG GAY BABY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings.
Stranger: herro
Stranger: are you who i've been searching for ?
You: Have you been searching for the most amazing person in the universe?
You: Because if so the answer is yes.
Stranger: oh well then you are not it then sorry

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

You: Hi! =D
Stranger: as;\l
You: ...What does that mean?
Stranger: age sex location
You: Oh. Uh. 19, male... at a computer?
Stranger: haha ok... do u like cybering
You: ...I don't know what that means.
Stranger: having sex through the computer
You: Uh. No.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GD AURIA I AM NOT DOING THAT AGAIN.]

[storybookmother.livejournal.com]

THIS.

ISMYFAVORITEONEEVER.

[empath-petrelli.livejournal.com]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Uhh...hi
Stranger: where are you
You: New York
Stranger: big city~~~~
You: Yeah, tell me about it.
Stranger: why me ?
Stranger: Isn't you?
You: I've asked myself that same question a few times, but the answer is always right in front of my face
Stranger: 妳會翻譯中文嗎=ˇ=
You: I...what? You sound like my friend Hiro.
Stranger: I am not.
Stranger: ask asl?
You: 27/Male/Manhattan
Stranger: 17 m tai=ˇ=
You: Ahh, nice to...talk to ya, I guess?
Stranger: so...?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Owch.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Stranger: hi 20 m usa :)
You: 9 milllion, N/A, Cybertron.
You: >B]
Stranger: ...
Stranger: does anyone actually talk to you?
You: ... Not really.
Stranger: yeah i wouldn't think so u fucking idiot

[ruaboggle.livejournal.com]

You: hello!
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a boggle?
Stranger: uhhh....
Stranger: i dont think so...
You: that's okay, maybe you forgot? I forget things all the time!
Stranger: maybe
You: I like boggles! They make trouble. And hide things
Stranger: freak

[ruaboggle.livejournal.com]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm good, when I remember
You: you?
Stranger: i'm pretty ok
You: Yay!
You: Are you a boggle?
Stranger: a what?
You: A boggle!
Stranger: and what's a boggle?
You: Boggles are Boggarts are Bogeymen are Brownies.
Stranger: ok, goodbye

[pacifisting.livejournal.com]

OH GOD RYUU WEREN'T YOU AROUND THE FIRST TIME I DID THIS ON MY LJ? AAAAA

You: Hello!
Stranger: heyy
You: How are you?
Stranger: good, you?
You: The same, thank you!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Britannia. And you?
Stranger: what country is that in?
You: ...It is a country?
Stranger: lol i know jk

And he left me. 8(






ETA OH GOD LOL

You: Hello~
Stranger: hello!
You: How are you?
Stranger: good how r you
You: I'm lovely, thank you!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Britannia.
You: And you?
Stranger: the fuck
Stranger: where is that shitty ass country
You: You shouldn't use such language. :(
Stranger: im a grown ass man i can use whatever language i want
You: It might hurt someone's feelings, though!
Stranger: Freedom of speech, us Americans have it bitch
Stranger: i dont give a shit if it hurts your shitty feelings
You: Americans don't care how people feel?
You: Or is it just you in particular...?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




LMFAO LMFAO

You: Hello!
Stranger: hey!
You: How are you?
Stranger: im good how are you?
You: I'm wonderful, thank you!
Stranger: your very welcome
You: Mm, I'm terrible at thinking of what to say in these things, hm~
Stranger: I'm watching porn so I'm a little preoccupied
You: ...Porn? As in pornography?
Stranger: yes
You: ...Why?
Stranger: cause its hot and im horny
You: Oh. I see.

[disconnected]

[pacifisting.livejournal.com]

You: Hello!
Stranger: sup rabbit
You: ...Rabbit?
Stranger: sorry, i was thinking something else...
Stranger: my bad
Stranger: so whats up?
You: Ah, alright. Nothing, really. I'm just on here~
You: and you?
Stranger: same...lol
Stranger: just got done playing some WoW
You: WoW?
Stranger: world of warcraft
You: Ooh. I haven't heard of that.
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Britannia.


I think he was offended I didn't know what WoW was, as someone from CG. 8(

[coffee-producer.livejournal.com]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl ?
You: Hey there
You: Ageless/Male/Shibuya
Stranger: snickers ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[coffee-producer.livejournal.com]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: but seckz?
You: Uhh...no thanks?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was a little shy at first, but gradually got into it.

[bloodygoodform.livejournal.com]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Good evening
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/m/Eton
You: Yourself?
Stranger: Where is that at?
Stranger: Isnt that a college?
You: It's a school.
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Well I'm 17 and female
You: Then it's a pleasure to meet you. :)
Stranger: That's what most guys tell me lol
You: So how are you?
Stranger: I'm alright just chillin
Stranger: You?
You: Very well, thank you. Only considering going out sailing tomorow.
Stranger: What time is it there?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not in character, but I enjoyed it thoroughly

[oftheknife.livejournal.com]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what are you listening to?
You: Nothing.
You: But I have just one request of you, Bitch.
You: BUY
You: ME
You: A SODA~
Stranger: do you mean pop?
You: HELL YEAH, NIGGA!
You: WITH ICE!
Stranger: hm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[bloodygoodform.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? That's totally how Alia sounds!

WRECK-GAR'S CONVO

[stupiddaredevil.livejournal.com]

Stranger: Horny?
You: Nope!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: cool
You: I don't think I have any horns...
Stranger: asl
You: I am one year old! I'm a male, and I live in Detroit usually!
You: Hello!
Stranger: Not a horny guy?
Stranger: strange
You: Really?
You: Should I be horny?
You: I could try!
Stranger: Nah no thanks...
Stranger: I was just kidding

[putinapickle.livejournal.com]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi hi
You: Yo
You: Sup?
Stranger: ah?
You: 'sup? You know, how are you, what's goin' on, that sorta thing
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i see
Stranger: fine,nothing ,ha ha
You: Awesome.
You: So you spend most of your saturday nights talkin' to strangers?
Stranger: um ,
Stranger: no
Stranger: just when i am depression
You: Oh, that's a bummer
You: Look on the bright side, kiddo - at least you've got a heart!
You: So cheer up, it could always be worse.
You: Don't want little skittery black monsters to come and om nom on your tasty emotions, now do ya?
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: so why are you here?
You: Boredom, mi amigo.
You: Got dragged into this lame-o game, and since I can't really do jack shit until tomorrow morning, I'm just killing some time.
Stranger: Boredom, mi amigo?
You: I'm bored.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: kill time?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: so you are bored ?
You: Pretty much
Stranger: um ,
Stranger: ha ha
Stranger: so where are you from ?
Stranger: usa?
You: Nah, I'm from Radiant Garden
You: What the shit's a usa?
Stranger: where is your country?
Stranger: i have not heard about it
You: Uh, geez, where is the Garden....
You: It's a different world.
You: Between Port Royale and Twilight Town
Stranger: different world
You: Yup
Stranger: are you kidding me
You: Not one bit, bro
Stranger: i am going to lunch
Stranger: bye
You: ciao
You have disconnected.

*should not be doing this as Sari*

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: HEY
You: So what are you, like...boy, girl, robot?
Stranger: ROBO
Stranger: SMEXICAL
Stranger: like a mexican fly
You: No idea what that is, but it sounds awesome!
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: so i hurd you liek buttsechs
You: Uhh...Nope. Nope. You heard wrong.
Stranger: :(
You: Why, do you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: so i hurd you liek vag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WRECK-GAR'S CONVO TAKE TWO

[stupiddaredevil.livejournal.com]

You: BAH WEEP GRAGNAH WEEP NINI BONG!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[fastestonwheels.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAGSDASHDAS

HOLY DECENT CONVERSATION, BATMAN!

[ihatesidequests.livejournal.com]

You: Hi.
Stranger: yo nikka
You: Nikka?
Stranger: yes indeed
Stranger: kneegrow
You: ...I'm Greek, man.
Stranger: DAMN JEWS
Stranger: how bout this, your a jew. im hitler , IMA KILL YOU!
Stranger: HAIL HITLER!!!!!!! nazi power baby
You: ...
You: I think I know someone who'd like you.
Stranger: Who?
You: I don't actually know her, there's just this guy that goes around saying she's a Nazi.
Stranger: That's nice.
Stranger: How is she a guy
Stranger: saying she's a girl Nazi
Stranger: jews can't speak english
Stranger: you fail at life
You: No, a different guy said she was a Nazi.
You: and I'm not Jewish. I'm Greek.
Stranger: ohh me know so much bout greek
Stranger: that i failed the class
You: You're not the only one.
Stranger: ohh you fail TWICE
You: Yea...
Stranger: why so SERIOUS?
You: I'm not?
Stranger: are you sure?
You: I think so.
Stranger: you THINK so?
You: Yea. I mean, I'm not trying to be serious or anything but... yea.
Stranger: ASL
Stranger: HURRY
Stranger: BEFORE I KILL YOU!
Stranger: tick tock tick tock
You: I don't think you can kill me through a computer.
Stranger: ohh you so clever boy
Stranger: or girl
You: And I'm 16, male, and at home.
Stranger: hey, since you're a guy
Stranger: how would you say "why do you always have to be right?"
Stranger: in manly manner
Stranger: you know what i'm talking about??
Stranger: cus like yeah, it's a bit confusing
Stranger: but can u kinda like make it into something a guy would likely say?
You: Why can't you just say it like that?
Stranger: cause it's girly
Stranger: durh......
Stranger: come on help me out
Stranger: lol
You: Oh. Yea, I see your point.
Stranger: Help help
You: Thinking.
You: This is a much harder question than it should be.
Stranger: use ur guy brain. :) guys are smart
You: ...Sorry, man. I can't find a way to make it not sound girly.
You: Good luck.
Stranger: I'm a girl
Stranger: :T
Stranger: ook
Stranger: well thx
You: Oh. Then why are you worried?
Stranger: being a guy is hard
Stranger: i want to be a guy for a day |:
Stranger: yah know?
You: Not really, since I already am one.
You: But still. Good luck.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: well yeah
Stranger: gotta go now
Stranger: thx again 4 tryin
Stranger: bye
You: Bye.
Stranger: =)
You: :)

[nasal-destiny.livejournal.com]

Stranger: hello
You: Hello
Stranger: whats doing stranger?
You: Currently, or in general? At the moment I am taking a pause from working on my latest set of poetics. For the past and the future, I seek to be the most admirable of men.
You: And you, sir?
Stranger: currently, annoying you to see if I can stress you out
You: I have always enjoyed a challenge.
Stranger: oic
Stranger: your mentally challenged
You: Tell me, do you perfer the method of groanable puns or a more lyrical form of imposing poor poetry on the ill-equiped to escape?
You: Or perhaps, an over inflated attention paid to the inanities of modern fashion?
Stranger: defiantly groanable puns
You: I see. How wonderfully witty; puns are the most aggressive and annoying form of humor, for they impose a sense of superiority upon those who understand them and a sense of failure in those who fail.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: dooo o spagaetti-os
Stranger: hehe
You: Your humor.. seems shallow
Stranger: no no humour there
Stranger: my spagetti was ready
You: Ah, I see
Stranger: yea mmmmm
Stranger: i got food and you havnt
You: incorrect
You: farewell

NATHAN GIVES IT A GO

[monsterarises.livejournal.com]

Stranger: hi there
You: Well hello there.
You: How ya doin'.
You: PAY YER DEBTS YET?
You: 'Cuz I'm comin'.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[challengethegods]

I personally feel this is the best one so far.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: Guten tag.
Stranger: asl?
You: 75/f/Germany
Stranger: im an 80 year old man with a peanut penis
You: How unfortunate for you
Stranger: i know but i use a pump
You: Should I care?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you really should
Stranger: cuz were gonna fuck
You: No. I think I'd much rather kill you instead.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

last one I promise

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: POKEMON BATTLE
You: Wh-
Stranger: I SHALL START !
You: What the slag?
You: ... OKAY FINE
You: A BATTLE
Stranger: i ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE
You: YOU'RE ON
Stranger: METAPOD I CHOOSE YOU!
You: ABRA! SLAG THEM TO THE PI-
You: (Abra used Teleport)
You: (Abra fled from battle)
You: SLAGGING SLAG IN THE
Stranger: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
You: DAMN IT
Stranger: METAPOD USE HARDEN!
You: FINE. Jeez. Meowth! Go!
Stranger: DAM METAPOD WATCH OUT! USE HARDEN
You: .... StupidslagginAbrawasexpensive. Meowth. Use. Uh. Beat the slag out of it!
Stranger: METAPOD NOWS THE TIME TO COUNTER! USE HARDEN
You: (Meowth has fainted)
You: WH-
You: D-
Stranger: HAHA HELL YA GOOD JOB METAPOD
You: DAMN IT!!! Okay last one.
You: Stupid bug types. Ffffffffff. Magikarp!
Stranger: OH SHIET
Stranger: METAPOD THIS IS THE HARDEST FIGHT YET
Stranger: USE YOUR ULTIMATE ATTACK! HARDEN
You: Magikarp! HIT THEM WITH A SPLASH ATTACK!
Stranger: METAPOD FAINTED!
Stranger: no
You: PRIMUS YEAHHHHHH!!!
Stranger: ITS CANT BE!
Stranger: GRRR
Stranger: DITTO I CHOOSE YOU!
You: HAhahaaaaa- WH
Stranger: USE TRANSFORM!
You: CHEAP SHOT!
Stranger: HAHAH
Stranger: DITTO USE SPLASH!
You: MAGIKARP! SPASH THE FRAG OUT OF IT!
Stranger: YOU CALL THAT A SPLASH!? sHOW EM WHAT A REAL SPLASH IS
You: (Magikarp has fainted)
You: G-
Stranger: YES!
You: PRIMUSSSSSS!!! I'M DEFEATED!
Stranger: YOU WERE MY TOUGHEST OPPONENT
You: Megatron is going to kill me...
You: Primus those were HIS.
You: The medical charges...
You: Oh slag oh slag...
Stranger: IM SORRY..
Stranger: IT HAD TO BE DONE
You: WELL ITS A BIT LATE FOR THAT ISNT IT?!
Stranger: I GUESS
You: geeze.
You: I'll never lead Cybertron like this.
Stranger: DO NOT DISMAY I SHALL HELP YOU
Stranger: FOR I AM UNICRON
You: Wh- how can a flesh- .... Unicron?
You: You mean the planet eating monster?
Stranger: SEAKING FCK YEAH
Stranger: I SHALL DEVOUR MEGATRON IF HE HURTS YOU
You: ... Well that could be useful.
You: But you know... just dont
Stranger: HOW COME?
You: turn him into a crazy aft.
You: Or let him shoot me
You: that'd be useful.
You: Yes.
Stranger: ALRIGHT
You: COOL.
Stranger: I SHALL RENDER HIM IMMOBILE!
You: SLAG YES~!
Stranger: FOR I HAVE THE POWERRRR!!!!
You: YOU HAVE THE TOUCH?
Stranger: OF COURSE
You: Get the slag off the internet, Prime.
Stranger: TOO BAD FOR I HAVE THE TOUCH OF
Stranger: EARTH
Stranger: FIRE
Stranger: WIND
Stranger: WATER
Stranger: AND HEART!
You: ... Primus slag it.
Stranger: WITH OUR POWERS COMBINE!
Stranger: i BECOME CAPTAIN PLANET
You: Similar 80's show... but I am superior.
Stranger: WHAT!!?!?
You: Nobody can defeat Air Commander Starscream.
Stranger: GRRR
Stranger: STARSCREAM YOU'VE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME
You: I HAVE NOT!
You: ... I mean.
You: Er.
You: I NEVER FAIL
Stranger: REALLY
You: REALLY.
Stranger: AUTOBOTS ASSEMBLE!
You: SH-
You: DECEPTICONS
You: RETREEAAAAAATT!!!
You have disconnected.

Re: last one I promise

[ihatesidequests.livejournal.com]

...This is the best thing ever.

It started out funny. I dunno where it went. Also please ignore the vocab fail.

[likeadadtoyou.livejournal.com]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: Male. The rest is none of your concern.
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Many places.
Stranger: r u doctor who?!
You: If memory serves, his name is "The Doctor", not "Doctor Who".
You: In either case, I am not he.
Stranger: =_=;
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so what's ur name
You: ...Wilson.
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: i'll guess where r u from
Stranger: europe?
Stranger: usa?
Stranger: uk?
You: I am currently residing in the U.S., although I have been to Vietnam and various other places.
Stranger: r u missionary?
You: Clarify. Do you mean the religious, or the hired assassin?
Stranger: religious i think
You: No, I am not.
Stranger: u r assassin?!
You: I was, for a time.
Stranger: wow
You: It eventually put my family at risk, and I was forced to stop.
Stranger: r u serious???
You: Would I have any reason not to be? I assure you, I am nothing but serious.
Stranger: so u r living u.s. now
You: Yes, in California. I find it quite pleasant here, although the crime is outrageous.
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: i have lots of friends in Cal and from Cal
You: It is a very large state. Having friends means little here.
Stranger: i'm going to international school for religious missionary kids so i have lots of friends frome many countries
You: Ah, an admirable endeavor.
Stranger: but i sometimes depressed cuz my friends r bilingual
You: I have dabbled in many languages. Learning the basics is not especially difficult.
Stranger: i want to learn japanese
You: That is one I don't know.
Stranger: and.. i want to learn russian
You: I know a little of that, but I haven't been using it as of late. I've probably lost most of it.
Stranger: oh! i live in dorm with 3 girls in my room, there is mk from israel
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so i will learn hebrew
Stranger: next semester
You: Ah, Israel. I believe I once had an assignment there...
You: It paid quite well, otherwise I would not have taken something so far from home.
Stranger: can assassins make lots of money?
You: If you're good at what you do, yes.
You: There is always a demand for hired killers, so long as politics and terrorism are still underway in this world.
You: Everyone wants someone dead.
Stranger: i once want to be a sniper cuz i love to shot the gun
Stranger: i like the sound of gun
You: I prefered not to use guns.
You: So noisy, and obvious.
You: Knives are much better: discreet, quiet, easily hidden away.
You: People question you less, as well. Far more people carry knives than guns on a regular basis.
Stranger: in my country, it is illegal to have gun
Stranger: i mean the gun who can kill the person.. but it is legal to have air gun
Stranger: in house
You: I see.
Stranger: i love to shot the gun so i once think go to army
You: The army is how I became involved as an assassin.
Stranger: isn't it hard to kill the person?
You: You become accustomed to it.
You: Dare I say, you begin to like it.

Re: It started out funny. I dunno where it went. Also please ignore the vocab fail.

[likeadadtoyou.livejournal.com]

Stranger: hmm....
Stranger: so did u learn how to kill the person efficiently?
You: Yes, and you learn quick. Otherwise you don't make it for long as an apprentice or in any sort of training, and you certainly don't last as a full-fledged assassin.
Stranger: hmm.....
Stranger: i think when i become assassin
Stranger: i'm afraid of kill the person
You: Then the person kills you.
You: There is not much thought devoted to the task. Your own survival instincts will overwhelm you in a time of crisis such as that.
Stranger: i'm afraid of killing ppl but also i'm afraid of killing by ppl
You: Your own adrenaline will save you, as I've said.
Stranger: i hope so
Stranger: so u retired now?
You: I supposed you could call it that.
You: I don't take money for what I do, certainly.
You: But much of my work nowadays could be considered...below the law.
Stranger: do u have any children?
You: ...Yes.
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: i think it was very good decision to quit the job
You: ...It put my youngest son in danger.
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: it's not good
You: It depends on your viewpoint. I have killed tyrants. Mob bosses. Those who would do harm to the everyday people like yourself. Does that not do good, despite the seemingly irredeemable act of killing?
Stranger: hmm... i always think assassins were dangerous and bad but there r some ppl do good things now i know
Stranger: so.. today is sunday here;
Stranger: and i have to go to church now..
Stranger: it was very nice to meet u anyway
You: I return the sentiment.

HEY GUYS I GOT THE BEST ONE

[challengethegods]

Stranger: 18 m looking to cam
You: Looking to what?
You: Pretty bogus slang. Where're you from?
Stranger: NC
Stranger: u?
You: NC...? Oh! North Carolina, right?
You: But that's a Rusty state. What are you doing there?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so is this a girl?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: cool
Stranger: well im Dan.
You: Hi, Dan-la! I'm Tally!
Stranger: wow u read fucking pretties, good for you
You: ...Oh shit, you caught me.
You: You're the first.
Stranger: hmm
You: Congratulations!
Stranger: so do you have a cam?
You: You've been WAKE'D.

meme-jacking? xD

[memoriesinpieces]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: hows ur day?
You: ...Strange.
Stranger: ok~what time in ur site?
You: There isn't really time here. Things just happen, it seems.
Stranger: what u means?
Stranger: ?
You: There's no real day or night. You don't need to eat or sleep, either, so things just sort of happen on no real schedule. It's going to take a while to get used to.
Stranger: where r u??
You: I'm in a city called Nautilus. It's a very strange place.
You: People have told me they died before, and came back.
Stranger: .........r u kidding?
You: And I haven't seen one yet, but someone told me there are robots here.
Stranger: ......strange
You: There are also some people I know, but I haven't seen them in person, just talked to them.
You: And I guess there are others who are all alone.
Stranger: ..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...WR!Nammers should just not be used anymore

[memoriesinpieces]

Stranger: asl?
You: What does that mean?
Stranger: Age Sex Location
You: Oh!
You: Uh...sixteen, female, Nautilus, I guess.
Stranger: I'm 16/male/florida
You: On Earth, right?
Stranger: yes
You: I've only been there...once. Twice, maybe, but I must have forgotten.
You: Come to think of it, the only time I went, I went to Disney World.
You: That was fun. I bought a replica of Yen Sid's hat.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: Have any pictures of yourself?
You: Umm...no, unless you would like artist renderings. Those appear to be all over this...internet.
Stranger: sure
You: This appears to be a good one.
You: http://www.freewebs.com/misarylane/namine875.jpg
Stranger: BONER
Stranger: ty friend
You: What's that?
Stranger: you made me poop out happiness
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

See how boring? XDD Batman scares them all away. XD

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

Stranger: asl?
You: Gotham City
Stranger:... ny?
You: Gotham
Your conversational partner has disconnected.