http://ihatesidequests.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ihatesidequests.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] gotosleep_idiot 2009-06-14 04:32 am (UTC)

HOLY DECENT CONVERSATION, BATMAN!

You: Hi.
Stranger: yo nikka
You: Nikka?
Stranger: yes indeed
Stranger: kneegrow
You: ...I'm Greek, man.
Stranger: DAMN JEWS
Stranger: how bout this, your a jew. im hitler , IMA KILL YOU!
Stranger: HAIL HITLER!!!!!!! nazi power baby
You: ...
You: I think I know someone who'd like you.
Stranger: Who?
You: I don't actually know her, there's just this guy that goes around saying she's a Nazi.
Stranger: That's nice.
Stranger: How is she a guy
Stranger: saying she's a girl Nazi
Stranger: jews can't speak english
Stranger: you fail at life
You: No, a different guy said she was a Nazi.
You: and I'm not Jewish. I'm Greek.
Stranger: ohh me know so much bout greek
Stranger: that i failed the class
You: You're not the only one.
Stranger: ohh you fail TWICE
You: Yea...
Stranger: why so SERIOUS?
You: I'm not?
Stranger: are you sure?
You: I think so.
Stranger: you THINK so?
You: Yea. I mean, I'm not trying to be serious or anything but... yea.
Stranger: ASL
Stranger: HURRY
Stranger: BEFORE I KILL YOU!
Stranger: tick tock tick tock
You: I don't think you can kill me through a computer.
Stranger: ohh you so clever boy
Stranger: or girl
You: And I'm 16, male, and at home.
Stranger: hey, since you're a guy
Stranger: how would you say "why do you always have to be right?"
Stranger: in manly manner
Stranger: you know what i'm talking about??
Stranger: cus like yeah, it's a bit confusing
Stranger: but can u kinda like make it into something a guy would likely say?
You: Why can't you just say it like that?
Stranger: cause it's girly
Stranger: durh......
Stranger: come on help me out
Stranger: lol
You: Oh. Yea, I see your point.
Stranger: Help help
You: Thinking.
You: This is a much harder question than it should be.
Stranger: use ur guy brain. :) guys are smart
You: ...Sorry, man. I can't find a way to make it not sound girly.
You: Good luck.
Stranger: I'm a girl
Stranger: :T
Stranger: ook
Stranger: well thx
You: Oh. Then why are you worried?
Stranger: being a guy is hard
Stranger: i want to be a guy for a day |:
Stranger: yah know?
You: Not really, since I already am one.
You: But still. Good luck.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: well yeah
Stranger: gotta go now
Stranger: thx again 4 tryin
Stranger: bye
You: Bye.
Stranger: =)
You: :)

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