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Stranger: POKEMON BATTLE
You: Wh-
Stranger: I SHALL START !
You: What the slag?
You: ... OKAY FINE
You: A BATTLE
Stranger: i ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE
You: YOU'RE ON
Stranger: METAPOD I CHOOSE YOU!
You: ABRA! SLAG THEM TO THE PI-
You: (Abra used Teleport)
You: (Abra fled from battle)
You: SLAGGING SLAG IN THE
Stranger: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
You: DAMN IT
Stranger: METAPOD USE HARDEN!
You: FINE. Jeez. Meowth! Go!
Stranger: DAM METAPOD WATCH OUT! USE HARDEN
You: .... StupidslagginAbrawasexpensive. Meowth. Use. Uh. Beat the slag out of it!
Stranger: METAPOD NOWS THE TIME TO COUNTER! USE HARDEN
You: (Meowth has fainted)
You: WH-
You: D-
Stranger: HAHA HELL YA GOOD JOB METAPOD
You: DAMN IT!!! Okay last one.
You: Stupid bug types. Ffffffffff. Magikarp!
Stranger: OH SHIET
Stranger: METAPOD THIS IS THE HARDEST FIGHT YET
Stranger: USE YOUR ULTIMATE ATTACK! HARDEN
You: Magikarp! HIT THEM WITH A SPLASH ATTACK!
Stranger: METAPOD FAINTED!
Stranger: no
You: PRIMUS YEAHHHHHH!!!
Stranger: ITS CANT BE!
Stranger: GRRR
Stranger: DITTO I CHOOSE YOU!
You: HAhahaaaaa- WH
Stranger: USE TRANSFORM!
You: CHEAP SHOT!
Stranger: HAHAH
Stranger: DITTO USE SPLASH!
You: MAGIKARP! SPASH THE FRAG OUT OF IT!
Stranger: YOU CALL THAT A SPLASH!? sHOW EM WHAT A REAL SPLASH IS
You: (Magikarp has fainted)
You: G-
Stranger: YES!
You: PRIMUSSSSSS!!! I'M DEFEATED!
Stranger: YOU WERE MY TOUGHEST OPPONENT
You: Megatron is going to kill me...
You: Primus those were HIS.
You: The medical charges...
You: Oh slag oh slag...
Stranger: IM SORRY..
Stranger: IT HAD TO BE DONE
You: WELL ITS A BIT LATE FOR THAT ISNT IT?!
Stranger: I GUESS
You: geeze.
You: I'll never lead Cybertron like this.
Stranger: DO NOT DISMAY I SHALL HELP YOU
Stranger: FOR I AM UNICRON
You: Wh- how can a flesh- .... Unicron?
You: You mean the planet eating monster?
Stranger: SEAKING FCK YEAH
Stranger: I SHALL DEVOUR MEGATRON IF HE HURTS YOU
You: ... Well that could be useful.
You: But you know... just dont
Stranger: HOW COME?
You: turn him into a crazy aft.
You: Or let him shoot me
You: that'd be useful.
You: Yes.
Stranger: ALRIGHT
You: COOL.
Stranger: I SHALL RENDER HIM IMMOBILE!
You: SLAG YES~!
Stranger: FOR I HAVE THE POWERRRR!!!!
You: YOU HAVE THE TOUCH?
Stranger: OF COURSE
You: Get the slag off the internet, Prime.
Stranger: TOO BAD FOR I HAVE THE TOUCH OF
Stranger: EARTH
Stranger: FIRE
Stranger: WIND
Stranger: WATER
Stranger: AND HEART!
You: ... Primus slag it.
Stranger: WITH OUR POWERS COMBINE!
Stranger: i BECOME CAPTAIN PLANET
You: Similar 80's show... but I am superior.
Stranger: WHAT!!?!?
You: Nobody can defeat Air Commander Starscream.
Stranger: GRRR
Stranger: STARSCREAM YOU'VE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME
You: I HAVE NOT!
You: ... I mean.
You: Er.
You: I NEVER FAIL
Stranger: REALLY
You: REALLY.
Stranger: AUTOBOTS ASSEMBLE!
You: SH-
You: DECEPTICONS
You: RETREEAAAAAATT!!!
You have disconnected.