Stranger: hi You: Hello. Stranger: asl? You: Male. The rest is none of your concern. Stranger: where r u from? You: Many places. Stranger: r u doctor who?! You: If memory serves, his name is "The Doctor", not "Doctor Who". You: In either case, I am not he. Stranger: =_=; Stranger: i see Stranger: so what's ur name You: ...Wilson. Stranger: hmm... Stranger: i'll guess where r u from Stranger: europe? Stranger: usa? Stranger: uk? You: I am currently residing in the U.S., although I have been to Vietnam and various other places. Stranger: r u missionary? You: Clarify. Do you mean the religious, or the hired assassin? Stranger: religious i think You: No, I am not. Stranger: u r assassin?! You: I was, for a time. Stranger: wow You: It eventually put my family at risk, and I was forced to stop. Stranger: r u serious??? You: Would I have any reason not to be? I assure you, I am nothing but serious. Stranger: so u r living u.s. now You: Yes, in California. I find it quite pleasant here, although the crime is outrageous. Stranger: hmm... Stranger: i have lots of friends in Cal and from Cal You: It is a very large state. Having friends means little here. Stranger: i'm going to international school for religious missionary kids so i have lots of friends frome many countries You: Ah, an admirable endeavor. Stranger: but i sometimes depressed cuz my friends r bilingual You: I have dabbled in many languages. Learning the basics is not especially difficult. Stranger: i want to learn japanese You: That is one I don't know. Stranger: and.. i want to learn russian You: I know a little of that, but I haven't been using it as of late. I've probably lost most of it. Stranger: oh! i live in dorm with 3 girls in my room, there is mk from israel Stranger: lol Stranger: so i will learn hebrew Stranger: next semester You: Ah, Israel. I believe I once had an assignment there... You: It paid quite well, otherwise I would not have taken something so far from home. Stranger: can assassins make lots of money? You: If you're good at what you do, yes. You: There is always a demand for hired killers, so long as politics and terrorism are still underway in this world. You: Everyone wants someone dead. Stranger: i once want to be a sniper cuz i love to shot the gun Stranger: i like the sound of gun You: I prefered not to use guns. You: So noisy, and obvious. You: Knives are much better: discreet, quiet, easily hidden away. You: People question you less, as well. Far more people carry knives than guns on a regular basis. Stranger: in my country, it is illegal to have gun Stranger: i mean the gun who can kill the person.. but it is legal to have air gun Stranger: in house You: I see. Stranger: i love to shot the gun so i once think go to army You: The army is how I became involved as an assassin. Stranger: isn't it hard to kill the person? You: You become accustomed to it. You: Dare I say, you begin to like it.
It started out funny. I dunno where it went. Also please ignore the vocab fail.
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: Male. The rest is none of your concern.
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Many places.
Stranger: r u doctor who?!
You: If memory serves, his name is "The Doctor", not "Doctor Who".
You: In either case, I am not he.
Stranger: =_=;
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so what's ur name
You: ...Wilson.
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: i'll guess where r u from
Stranger: europe?
Stranger: usa?
Stranger: uk?
You: I am currently residing in the U.S., although I have been to Vietnam and various other places.
Stranger: r u missionary?
You: Clarify. Do you mean the religious, or the hired assassin?
Stranger: religious i think
You: No, I am not.
Stranger: u r assassin?!
You: I was, for a time.
Stranger: wow
You: It eventually put my family at risk, and I was forced to stop.
Stranger: r u serious???
You: Would I have any reason not to be? I assure you, I am nothing but serious.
Stranger: so u r living u.s. now
You: Yes, in California. I find it quite pleasant here, although the crime is outrageous.
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: i have lots of friends in Cal and from Cal
You: It is a very large state. Having friends means little here.
Stranger: i'm going to international school for religious missionary kids so i have lots of friends frome many countries
You: Ah, an admirable endeavor.
Stranger: but i sometimes depressed cuz my friends r bilingual
You: I have dabbled in many languages. Learning the basics is not especially difficult.
Stranger: i want to learn japanese
You: That is one I don't know.
Stranger: and.. i want to learn russian
You: I know a little of that, but I haven't been using it as of late. I've probably lost most of it.
Stranger: oh! i live in dorm with 3 girls in my room, there is mk from israel
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so i will learn hebrew
Stranger: next semester
You: Ah, Israel. I believe I once had an assignment there...
You: It paid quite well, otherwise I would not have taken something so far from home.
Stranger: can assassins make lots of money?
You: If you're good at what you do, yes.
You: There is always a demand for hired killers, so long as politics and terrorism are still underway in this world.
You: Everyone wants someone dead.
Stranger: i once want to be a sniper cuz i love to shot the gun
Stranger: i like the sound of gun
You: I prefered not to use guns.
You: So noisy, and obvious.
You: Knives are much better: discreet, quiet, easily hidden away.
You: People question you less, as well. Far more people carry knives than guns on a regular basis.
Stranger: in my country, it is illegal to have gun
Stranger: i mean the gun who can kill the person.. but it is legal to have air gun
Stranger: in house
You: I see.
Stranger: i love to shot the gun so i once think go to army
You: The army is how I became involved as an assassin.
Stranger: isn't it hard to kill the person?
You: You become accustomed to it.
You: Dare I say, you begin to like it.