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[monticello-tj.livejournal.com]

FANFIC WRITER. OFFERING WAKE-THEMED FICLETTTTTS.

No guarantees on characterization for fandoms I haven't seen, and no guarantees that I'll fill anything. But yes, I will write gen, I will write pairings, I will write explicit pairings (though those will be posted elsewhere and linked on request).

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ETA: Warning: Assume ficlets below are RATED UP TO R FOR VIOLENCE and read accordingly.

Comments

fff I'm sorry he's an asshole. ):

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

--Okay, for starters, "Jones" is totally an American last name. Just saying. And you're not any sort of Major in my army, so I'll just call you Storm trooper.

Can't say it's a pleasure to meet you since you're shipping me with some dude from MARS and ANOTHER Nazi though, that kind of puts a damper on our relationship.

But I mean, if you just changed your minds about this whole "I'm a facist" thing, I'm sure we could work things out.

THIS GUY PARTICIPATED IN THE HOLOCAUST don't be sorry

[liebe_krieg]

I see. A moment of clarification, Herr Jones.

The Sturmabteilung had their uses, but in the final analysis were a group of unworthy, uncultured thugs. I remember their purge with great fondness. Therefore, I must ask you to always keep in mind that I am quite proudly and dedicatedly of the Waffen SS, the Schutzstaffen- the blackshirts, not the brown! Do you think you can keep that in mind for me, America?

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

I don't think it'll be too hard to forget. Thanks for the tip for when I'm looking through my scope.

...And don't call me "hurrr".