the_judgment: (mad about zombie rape)
Pyramid Head ([personal profile] the_judgment) wrote in [community profile] gotosleep_idiot 2009-03-30 09:32 pm (UTC)

*dying of laughter*

- Any time someone mentions an opera, you fully expect an angry German woman and/or a crazed singing man to charge through.
- You harbor a certain fondness for 17 year olds.
- That wall over there? That is a CHALLENGE.
- When a plane flies overhead, you shriek "DECEPTICON AIR RAID!!" and run for cover.
- Then you remember the poor kid trapped inside, and hope he has a blanket.
- The adorable little girl next door wonders why you insist on calling her "Sari".
- She also wonders what an "upgrade" is, and why she would ever give herself one.
- You see a small yellow car get totaled and burst into tears.
- You begin replacing curse words with "slag", "fragging", and "aft".
- Whenever you see an ambulance, you cry out, "Go, Ratchet, go!"
- Over breakfast, you try to explain the "musical event" to your dad, whom you have taken to calling Optimus.
- Used to such things, he pats you on the head and gives you a slice of pineapple.

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