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gotosleep_idiot2009-03-30 03:21 pm
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It’s been a slow school week, so I have time to come up with lists.
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-While sitting in your American History class, you ponder endlessly about which Founding Father is “the cute one.”
-You are convinced that the first name of Captain Planet is “Thomas.”
-When something about Detroit is on the news, you stop tuning it out and pay attention because “the Decepticons might be up to their old tricks again.”
-You get aroused looking at fire trucks.
-While eating salad with your friends, they wonder why the topic of conversation always turns to cannibalism.
-Your playlists aren’t in order of “genre”, they’re in order of “character this applies to.”
-When the economy breaks down and your friends are getting their possessions repossessed by the bank, your idea of comforting words are, “Well, at least they’re not taking your kidneys.”
-“Or raping your corpse.”
-While taking the trash out, you wonder whether it would turn against you in a grand act of betrayal one day.
-You start watching Spongebob Squarepants, but turn away from the screen so that you only hear the voices.
-The most rational of your friends is dubbed “Exposition Ninja”, and you don’t explain why.
-You start calling children “littlies and protoforms”, and warn them about going near anything with wings.
-You’re arrested for breaking into a hospital parking lot and sleeping on top of one of their ambulances.
-You have loud, obnoxious arguments about which power is better, fire or ice….with yourself.
-If someone is delivering a lecture on the state of government, you yawn and declare loudly, “TL;DR!”
-You take lessons on how to play the guitar, but mindlessly inform everyone that it is, in fact, a sitar.
-You jealously complain to green-eyed people about their "ivy-growing powers", and attempt to convince them to sign an organ release form for their optical nerves.
-You make frequent calls to NASA, demanding to know how far away the department is from colonizing Mars.
-Pie now traumatizes you.
-Worse, you expand your knowledge of history, music, pop culture, television, and English literature, and don’t hate it.
What else, people? I know I'm forgetting some!
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thewake_rp if:-While sitting in your American History class, you ponder endlessly about which Founding Father is “the cute one.”
-You are convinced that the first name of Captain Planet is “Thomas.”
-When something about Detroit is on the news, you stop tuning it out and pay attention because “the Decepticons might be up to their old tricks again.”
-You get aroused looking at fire trucks.
-While eating salad with your friends, they wonder why the topic of conversation always turns to cannibalism.
-Your playlists aren’t in order of “genre”, they’re in order of “character this applies to.”
-When the economy breaks down and your friends are getting their possessions repossessed by the bank, your idea of comforting words are, “Well, at least they’re not taking your kidneys.”
-“Or raping your corpse.”
-While taking the trash out, you wonder whether it would turn against you in a grand act of betrayal one day.
-You start watching Spongebob Squarepants, but turn away from the screen so that you only hear the voices.
-The most rational of your friends is dubbed “Exposition Ninja”, and you don’t explain why.
-You start calling children “littlies and protoforms”, and warn them about going near anything with wings.
-You’re arrested for breaking into a hospital parking lot and sleeping on top of one of their ambulances.
-You have loud, obnoxious arguments about which power is better, fire or ice….with yourself.
-If someone is delivering a lecture on the state of government, you yawn and declare loudly, “TL;DR!”
-You take lessons on how to play the guitar, but mindlessly inform everyone that it is, in fact, a sitar.
-You jealously complain to green-eyed people about their "ivy-growing powers", and attempt to convince them to sign an organ release form for their optical nerves.
-You make frequent calls to NASA, demanding to know how far away the department is from colonizing Mars.
-Pie now traumatizes you.
-Worse, you expand your knowledge of history, music, pop culture, television, and English literature, and don’t hate it.
What else, people? I know I'm forgetting some!
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-You wonder why the streets aren't laid out in spirals.
-Nautilus shells, ivy leaves, peacock feathers, and sunbursts are highly suspicious.
-When you want something, you sit there and think about it a lot in the hopes that next week someone will remember to stick it in the city shift
-You are disappointed when this doesn't happen.
-You keep trying anyway.
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- you start wondering about what your various friends and accquaintances would look like as robots
- and what their alt modes would be
- you have developed an irrational fear of open doors leading into unlit rooms (this might just be me)
- Androgenes make you highly suspicious
- you sit around at dinner and talk only about how awesome Optimus Prime and TJ are, and how Adrian is going to overthrow them somehow, to the chagrin and alienation of your other friends.
yes, the last one has actually happened.
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*dying of laughter*
- You harbor a certain fondness for 17 year olds.
- That wall over there? That is a CHALLENGE.
- When a plane flies overhead, you shriek "DECEPTICON AIR RAID!!" and run for cover.
- Then you remember the poor kid trapped inside, and hope he has a blanket.
- The adorable little girl next door wonders why you insist on calling her "Sari".
- She also wonders what an "upgrade" is, and why she would ever give herself one.
- You see a small yellow car get totaled and burst into tears.
- You begin replacing curse words with "slag", "fragging", and "aft".
- Whenever you see an ambulance, you cry out, "Go, Ratchet, go!"
- Over breakfast, you try to explain the "musical event" to your dad, whom you have taken to calling Optimus.
- Used to such things, he pats you on the head and gives you a slice of pineapple.
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-You think up ways to change lyrics to fit your character.
-You explain that Top Gun is about jets and gay people.
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.... I love that movie. -_-;;
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I still listen to the soundtrack in my car. AND sing along. ;_;
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-Disney songs will not mean the same to you anymore.
-U.S. History is suddenly fucking awesome.
-You're suddenly listening to a LOT more Weird Al lately.
-And are thinking how cute it is that Wreck-Gar suddenly knows how to play accordion.
or maybe it's just me l-lol
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- Your three year old nephew gets a Transformer, Jazz, and your first thought is if they're in the game.
- Roller skates don't seem like a frivolous purchase.
- You're waiting for a rainy day to familiarize yourself with TFA canon since if it's half as cool as it is in Nautilus, it may take the entire day.
- Top Gun will not ever cease to be hilarious.
- Research and sharing the results has never quite been as much fun, even if you can't exactly put it on your CV.