HIDEOUS MEME

[still-strike.livejournal.com]

SO GUYS


SEE I HAVE ABOUT FIVE HOURS BEFORE I HAVE TO SLEEP

ALL TO MYSELF BEFORE HELL ON EARTH STARTS TOMOROW FOR ME (ie, days running from 7:00 am till 11:00 pm including moving freshman into their dorms and all kinds of other crazy ass shit. Also smiling)


As such I can't reallyyyy justify starting any posts or threads but I can TOTALLY justify a HIDEOUS MEME so

IN HONOR OF OUR CO-FOUNDER RYUNE WHO LOVES THIS SORT OF HIDEOUSNESS I PRESENT:

THE SELF-INSERT MEME

(The Self-Insert meme if you can't read due to hideousness)

~DAS RUELZ~

* You, as in YOU, the player, wake up in Nautilus.
* React accordingly
* Other characters wander in and react accordingly
* Yes you can fourth wall the hell out of them, come on, MADNESS THIS IS THE SPAM COMM
* God what the fuck am I




(ps. hopefully I'll be back Saturday and I'll have Serious Business Discussion Tiem for you guys)
(PPS I WILL PROBABLY MISS THE ANONYMEME SO LIKE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS D: )

Comments

[taistoi.livejournal.com]

...

HOLY SHIT.

HOLY SHIT!!!

UM HI I AM LOOKING FOR GIANT ROBOTS HELLO I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE.

ALSO RYUU IF YOU HEAR THIS BITCH GET OVER HERE NOW. IM IN THE EASTERN DISTRICT. BY THE WALL.

NORTHERN DISTRICT

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

[in her plaid capri pajamas with the mickey-mouse on the bum and a plain white t-shirt]

[is pretty clearly asleep on a bench somewhere in the Northern district, drooling slightly onto her pillow]

[taistoi.livejournal.com]

[has been running around like a crazy person, more or less heading straight for the medbay and being the dumbass she is, TRIPS]

EAST SIDE-waitaminute.

[mushpot.livejournal.com]

[Just...stares at everything. In awe, but still.]

...Heeeeey.

This ain't Disneyland! WHERE AM I!?!

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

[is, thankfully, on a bench, so it's more like you fall onto the ground beside her]

[Rolls over and mumbles something about how Starscream should stop hogging the scones]

WESTERN DISTRICT

[karijou.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.

IT'S JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES.

MOMDAD? DADMOM? KOUSINDADTHING? ARE ANY OF YOU THERE?

[voice]

[firetruckhero.livejournal.com]

Wow, four new people in one minute - that's got to be a new record.

Hi, welcome to Nautilus!

[taistoi.livejournal.com]

[peeers for a bit, wondering if this is indeed who she thinks it is. and then yes. Starscream and scones, this has to be Ryuu. Gives her a rather hard poke]

[tree-of-silence.livejournal.com]

Dreaming. Must be dreaming.

[Judging from the PJs, she probably was.]

[tree-of-silence.livejournal.com]

[Has apparently been wandering ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE CITY.]

When did I get a Dad in my name?

[Obviously still thinks she's asleep.]

[summervivaldi.livejournal.com]

UMM UMM UMM OKAY. When waking up in a new impossible land what do you do first...THEY DIDN'T COVER THIS IN EMERGENCY RESPONSE FUCK!






AUGH DEAD BODY! SHIT SHIT SHIT!

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

[FLAIL AND ANGRY GRUMBLE]

[... followed by zzzzzzzzzz]

[voice]

[mushpot.livejournal.com]

Gah - what who huh? OH.

[Awkward pause] ...Hhhi there- Nautilus. Nautilus? [murmurs] How come that sounds so familiar?

[taistoi.livejournal.com]

Ryuu. RYUU. JENSEN. WAKE THE SLAG UP.

[karijou.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh.

I have no idea, really.

[ He scratches his head. ]

So, um.

Where's-

[ OH YEAH. This is the internet. Or one of the RPs he's in, after all. ]

Where's Jolta?

[mushpot.livejournal.com]

[Stares at, arching a brow] ...

Prooobably...?

[Slowly walks over to cautiously nudge.]

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I LATE FOR MOVEIN HEY YOU're not Mike

[blinks]

[hasn't had her tea yet. or her medication]

...

This isn't Mike's apartment.

... this isn't my ROAJFDsl WHAT THE FUCK WHERE AM I [Falls off the bench] I HAVE TO GET TO MOVE IN AND HELP FRESHMEN I'M GOING TO BELATE [fails utterly to distangle self from sleeping bag]

[tree-of-silence.livejournal.com]

[The nickname doesn't seem to throw her; it's not like they don't ever use them IRL.]

I don't know. I don't live there yet.

[Looks around.]

But you said her name, so she should be showing up soon, right?

[DREAM LOGIC, GET.]

[karijou.livejournal.com]

...

Does that work?

[tree-of-silence.livejournal.com]

[Is nudged. Stares at. Nudges back.]

[taistoi.livejournal.com]

HEY. HEEEY. CHILL.

One. Look around. Look CAREFULLY.

Two. Look at me.

Three. Once you have done both, take a DEEP breath and THINK about where you are, who I am, and what this means

[GRIN GRIN GRIN]

[tree-of-silence.livejournal.com]

Well yeah. Y'know, you say, "Oh, good thing there's no giant boulder rolling down to crush us," then BAM! Giant boulder.

....

[Looks around for boulder.]

[mushpot.livejournal.com]

[Nudged, taking a step back. Stares back.]

...That felt real. Unless this is a hyper-sensory sort of thingy thing.

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

...


.....





[stands. Slowly.]

...

I -

[slowly and very clearly has a BSOD.]

[taistoi.livejournal.com]

[stands there awkwardly, before waving a hand in front of Ryuu's face]