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oh my god what am I.
So I WROTE THIS THING TODAY
If you are unfamiliar with The Ultimate Showdown, this is the song. I am aware that I fucked up a number of things, particularly the bit where TJ appears.
But do enjoy.
Old Smaugzilla was hopping around Nautilus City like a big playground
When suddely Iron Man dropped from the sky
and hit that dragon like an Iron Guy
Smaug got pissed and began to defend
But didn't expect to be blocked by Dead End
Who proceeded to open up a can of Circut-Su
When Aaron de Bertilak came out of the blue
and he started beating up that decepti-creep
Then they both got flattened by Laura's jeep
But before it could make it back to the mansion
Nathan Wallace popped up to start dancin
And took a great big scalpel out from under his coat
And thus did merrily slit Laura Croft's throat
But that scalpel broke and he ran away
Becuase Optimus Prime came to save the day
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS
AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE
I WONDER WHO CAN IT BE
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
Smaug took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Phoenix Wright took a bite outta crime
Then Dead End came back covered in a tire track
but Prowl jumped out and landed on his back
and Iron Man was drunk, and tryin to get steady
when Nathan Wallace came back with a machete
But something hit his head with a clang
as Batman took him out with a batarang
then he saw Smaug sneaking up from behind
He reached for his grenades which he just couldn't find
which Iron Man stole and he threw and he missed
and Prowl deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Nathan Wallace tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Squall-style glare
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS, AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN...
Angels sang out an immaculate song
Down from the heavens descended Jefferson, Tom
Who delivered a speech which could break a dam
Into the ears of Batman
Who fell over on the ground, able only to bark
As Iron Man changed back into Tony Stark
But TJ saw through his clever disguise
And he berated Tony, much to the latter's surprise
Then Subaru and Nick Fury and Big Boss
Pearl and Aya and Wendy and Paradox
James Hook, Suzaki, Cyrano de Bergerac
Light Yagami, Flonne, Gigyas, Aaron de Bertilak
Robert Shaw, Nash, Rion, and Bret
Cassandra and Pip Bernadette
Batgirl, Darien Fawkes, Sally, V
Megatron, Tally, Dan, and Madotstuki
Pandora, Alexander, and Anomie
Alfred F Jones and Canada
Grahm Specter, Fone Bone, Lelouch V Brittania
William Grant, Furiae, and Solid Snake
Zanki, Katherine, Rip van Winkle
Monday, Mickey, Klonoa, Megatron
Rocky, Jazz, Vexen, Axel
Demyx, Shockwave, you know screw it I am listing
the rest in order from now on
Becuase this is frankly ridiculous
A moment while I take a breath...
Larxene, Roxas, Saix, Xigbar,
Samus, Aya, GLaDOS, James,
Pyramid Head, Cynthia, Richard
Spongebob, Landis, Lilly, Thomas
Princess Peach, Sweeny Todd, Jericho,
Jinx, Kid Flash, Kyd Wykkyd, Robin,
Batgirl, Darien Fawkes, Neku,
Sho, Joshua, Blitzwing, Ratchet
Sari, Starscream, Wasp, Wreck-Gar
Sunstreaker and Hunter O'nion
Karis Needleteeth, Marrow, Monoko,
Masada, Jamie, Derek, Jin,
Lysander, Mare and THANK GOD
I THINK THAT IS ALL OF THEM
ANYWAY
THEY CAME OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
And did not re-elect Thomas Jefferson for another term!
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
And the battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
Their champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Larry Butz in a bloodstained sweater.
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS
AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE
I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
So I WROTE THIS THING TODAY
If you are unfamiliar with The Ultimate Showdown, this is the song. I am aware that I fucked up a number of things, particularly the bit where TJ appears.
But do enjoy.
Old Smaugzilla was hopping around Nautilus City like a big playground
When suddely Iron Man dropped from the sky
and hit that dragon like an Iron Guy
Smaug got pissed and began to defend
But didn't expect to be blocked by Dead End
Who proceeded to open up a can of Circut-Su
When Aaron de Bertilak came out of the blue
and he started beating up that decepti-creep
Then they both got flattened by Laura's jeep
But before it could make it back to the mansion
Nathan Wallace popped up to start dancin
And took a great big scalpel out from under his coat
And thus did merrily slit Laura Croft's throat
But that scalpel broke and he ran away
Becuase Optimus Prime came to save the day
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS
AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE
I WONDER WHO CAN IT BE
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
Smaug took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Phoenix Wright took a bite outta crime
Then Dead End came back covered in a tire track
but Prowl jumped out and landed on his back
and Iron Man was drunk, and tryin to get steady
when Nathan Wallace came back with a machete
But something hit his head with a clang
as Batman took him out with a batarang
then he saw Smaug sneaking up from behind
He reached for his grenades which he just couldn't find
which Iron Man stole and he threw and he missed
and Prowl deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Nathan Wallace tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Squall-style glare
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS, AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN...
Angels sang out an immaculate song
Down from the heavens descended Jefferson, Tom
Who delivered a speech which could break a dam
Into the ears of Batman
Who fell over on the ground, able only to bark
As Iron Man changed back into Tony Stark
But TJ saw through his clever disguise
And he berated Tony, much to the latter's surprise
Then Subaru and Nick Fury and Big Boss
Pearl and Aya and Wendy and Paradox
James Hook, Suzaki, Cyrano de Bergerac
Light Yagami, Flonne, Gigyas, Aaron de Bertilak
Robert Shaw, Nash, Rion, and Bret
Cassandra and Pip Bernadette
Batgirl, Darien Fawkes, Sally, V
Megatron, Tally, Dan, and Madotstuki
Pandora, Alexander, and Anomie
Alfred F Jones and Canada
Grahm Specter, Fone Bone, Lelouch V Brittania
William Grant, Furiae, and Solid Snake
Zanki, Katherine, Rip van Winkle
Monday, Mickey, Klonoa, Megatron
Rocky, Jazz, Vexen, Axel
Demyx, Shockwave, you know screw it I am listing
the rest in order from now on
Becuase this is frankly ridiculous
A moment while I take a breath...
Larxene, Roxas, Saix, Xigbar,
Samus, Aya, GLaDOS, James,
Pyramid Head, Cynthia, Richard
Spongebob, Landis, Lilly, Thomas
Princess Peach, Sweeny Todd, Jericho,
Jinx, Kid Flash, Kyd Wykkyd, Robin,
Batgirl, Darien Fawkes, Neku,
Sho, Joshua, Blitzwing, Ratchet
Sari, Starscream, Wasp, Wreck-Gar
Sunstreaker and Hunter O'nion
Karis Needleteeth, Marrow, Monoko,
Masada, Jamie, Derek, Jin,
Lysander, Mare and THANK GOD
I THINK THAT IS ALL OF THEM
ANYWAY
THEY CAME OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
And did not re-elect Thomas Jefferson for another term!
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
And the battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
Their champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Larry Butz in a bloodstained sweater.
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS
AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE
I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
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Except the quote was mine, I'll take responsibility for that.
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LARRY COULD NEVER WIN ANYTHING
EXCEPT A CONTEST WHERE THE OBJECT WAS TO LOSE
AND EVEN THEN MAYBE NOT
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I TRIED TO MAKE YOU PROUD
WITH MY BLOODSTAINED
ORANGE JACKETSWEATER;A;
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WHY SO AWESOME
IDEK L-LOL
and Iron Man was drunk, and tryin to get steady
afsrgdhtsdghfdh ♥
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....what.
THIS IS AWESOME. WHAT.
Honestly, the fact that Bret's included just makes me imagine El Kabong-style guitar-fu.
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Oh shit, now I'm gonna have to bust that song out and listen to it until it's stuck in my head for the next three days.
AWESOME JOB, YO! XD
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This.
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oh god.
That is beautiful.
[MOVED TO TEARS]
*sniff*
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