Rewriting Song Lyrics

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Because this is what I think about in the hours before class.

Iron Man, Tony Stark
It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The network light fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in best I can, I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this superhero man

And I can't wait anymore for him to discover me
I got it bad for Iron Man Tony
Iron Man Tony, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?

My friends all tell me "Girl you know he's nothin' but show,"
But deep within his eyes I see me wrapped up like a bow
Watching the sky for a sign, the cute goatee's on my mind
I'm waiting for the day when my lucky stars align

In the form of Iron Man Tony floating above me
In the alien light of the spaceship of love
Iron Man Tony, hovering above me
American Heathcliff, brooding and coming
Iron Man Tony, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

So smooth and so smart, he's abducted my heart
And I'm falling apart from the looks I've received from those eyes
I can't believe, well you can say I'm naive
But he told me to believe
My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight
Gonna put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights
Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would tap my phone
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone

And I would say Iron Man Tony, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
Iron Man Tony, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

Iron Man Tony, I want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me
Iron Man Tony, I know you could love me
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly
I'm gonna kill Wally
Iron Man Tony, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

Comments

BRB DYING

[myheartglows]

OH BABY

YOU KNOW I'D LOVE YOU IF I COULD

I'm sweet and I'm cuddly
I'm gonna kill Wally
Best following line ever.

Personally I enjoy picturing Rip singing this song.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

OH REALLY?


MAN THAT'S A SHAME



I WAS TOTALLY GONNA JUMP YOUR BONES WHEN YOU GOT BACK, TOO




OH WELL


Sorry, Tony, that song doesn't rock as hard as mine.

what are we.

[myheartglows]

...









I CAN TOTALLY LOVE YOU WHEN I COME BACK THOUGH

THAT'S WHAT I MEANT

AS A HUMAN

I CAN TOTALLY LOVE YOU


But, honey, you sound all breathy and sexy in it.

Terrible

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

You give me life, I give you joy, robot love, robot love!




TOO LATE. YOU HAVE BEEN TAINTED. YOU CANNOT LOVE ME NOW!

Naturally.

[myheartglows]

Yes. That. That is good.






IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR LOVE, BABY.

I'LL SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET.

[fastaskenyans]

You're gonna kill me?


You're sweet and cuddly?!

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

I CAN BE VERY CUDDLY.

too easy. yet i do it anyway.

[myheartglows]

I can do cuddly.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

You are an empty robot suit. Of course you can't do cuddly.

[myheartglows]

This isn't in-game, Lieutenant. I can do cuddly here. I can even stretch for snuggly, if you'd like.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

....No. Please refrain.

<3

[myheartglows]

[smile]

Sure thing. Whatever you say. You're missing out, though.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

I am sure zhere are plenty ozher vomen in zhis city you can harass und annoy vith your overt displays of affection.

[myheartglows]

None of them are nearly as fun as you, though.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

I take zhat as an insult.

[myheartglows]

Never meant it as such, trust me.

All right, how about this: you're the most attractive woman in Nautilus. Fangs included.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Attractiveness does not vin vars.

[myheartglows]

Doesn't hurt to look good while you're winning, though, right?

You're also the strongest as far as I know, save for Neriae, and I bet you're an excellent shot.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

I am a perfect shot.

[myheartglows]

Now there, that's confidence that can draw me in.

[fastaskenyans]

If prickly stabby thing and cuddly were synonymous.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Shut up.

[fastaskenyans]

[Talk talk talk talk talk forever]

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Vally, do not make me find a zong for you as vell!

/threadjacks everywhere. hideously.

[myheartglows]

For you.

Just ignore the whole "savior" part. Trust me, I don't interpret the song that way.

God damn it, Tony.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Ztop ztop ztop. No.


I am done singing.

This is classy.

[myheartglows]

Really? I'm enjoying myself.

You have such an alluring voice.

I could go on for a while.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Your music is irritating und lacking substance.

I am not sorry. I am never sorry.

[myheartglows]

Yeah, it's not exactly classical.

But it gets its point across.

Nine inch Nails? Really?

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

You are zer epitome of zer reason of vhy I hate most American music.

YARLY.

[myheartglows]

All right, then.

I have no idea what this is saying, but it's my style anyway.

Anything loud and heavy.

Re: YARLY.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

You know how many people tend to listen to zer music of zheir generation?



I am over zeventy years old. Consider zhat before you give me your links to your pazhetic und pointless music.

[fastaskenyans]

It better be an awesome song.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Hardly.