it's what dads do

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claret tinkerer (12:07:56 AM): btw Sari

claret tinkerer (12:08:05 AM): you're a teenager. he's your dad (well one of them)

claret tinkerer (12:08:14 AM): it's his job to embarass you

over9000dads (12:08:35 AM): >[

over9000dads (12:08:44 AM): Well, she is properly embarassed

over9000dads (12:09:07 AM): This is akin to him answering the door wearing an open robe, slippers, and nothing else

claret tinkerer (12:09:22 AM): yeah but unlike Issac, THIS dad is pretty hot

claret tinkerer (12:09:27 AM): ...

over9000dads (12:09:31 AM): *laughs*

claret tinkerer (12:09:32 AM): wait I just realized what that meant
claret tinkerer (12:09:45 AM): OPTIMUS YOU GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR DERP SOMEWHERE ELSE
claret tinkerer (12:10:01 AM): JUST BECAUSE SEX JOKES GO RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD DOESNT MEAN I'M THAT NAIVE
claret tinkerer (12:10:07 AM): OUT, MISTER.

claret tinkerer (12:10:23 AM): ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
claret tinkerer (12:10:25 AM): NOW YOU HAVE
claret tinkerer (12:10:28 AM): SUMDAC IN
claret tinkerer (12:10:30 AM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
claret tinkerer (12:10:40 AM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
claret tinkerer (12:10:43 AM): SEE WITH OP ITS HOT
claret tinkerer (12:10:48 AM): WITH ISSAC SUMDAC
claret tinkerer (12:10:52 AM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHG

over9000dads (12:10:58 AM): *staring*

claret tinkerer (12:11:24 AM): thanks to you you've conjured the mental image of Issac Sumdac in said open robe and slippers

over9000dads (12:11:33 AM): :D

claret tinkerer (12:11:33 AM): *shuuuuuudder*

over9000dads (12:11:42 AM): Watch, her and Wykkyd will be making out on Sari's bed and Optimus will be all LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN and I CAN HEAR YOU IN THERE

claret tinkerer (12:11:53 AM): no he'll get prowl

claret tinkerer (12:11:59 AM): or ratchet

claret tinkerer (12:12:03 AM): "what are they doing?"

claret tinkerer (12:12:10 AM): *WATCHES*

over9000dads (12:12:11 AM): *cracks up* Prowl is the most horrifying voyeur

over9000dads (12:12:21 AM): He'll treat it like a nature show

over9000dads (12:12:27 AM): On mating. D:

claret tinkerer (12:12:36 AM): "fascinating. I knew human intimacy involved this act, but I've never seen it before."

over9000dads (12:12:48 AM): PROWL GET OOOOUT

claret tinkerer (12:13:03 AM): "Can humans, uh.... .... mate with their mouths like that? ! IS SARI GOING TO HAVE A PROTOFORM BECAUSE OF THIS"

over9000dads (12:13:19 AM): *cracks up*

claret tinkerer (12:13:19 AM): "No, Optimus, calm down. It's simply an act that leads to the act of sexual intercourse."

claret tinkerer (12:13:31 AM): "... *GETS THE HAMMER AND PREPARES TO CHASE WYKKYD OUT*"

over9000dads (12:13:40 AM): Poor Wykkyd. D:

claret tinkerer (12:13:49 AM): ... we need to share this conversation

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Jazz (hearing the report later from Prowl): "Outta sight! This 'courtship' stuff sounds wild!"

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ITT: all the Autobots are horrible voyeurs.