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SO WE WERE TALKING IN CHAT
[17:25] raepteim: ... I just looked up the fic out of morbid curiosity
[17:32] raepteim: ... why am I reading this fic
[17:32] raepteim: why
[17:33] MMKIII: ...
[17:33] over9000dads: Stop, Kas.
[17:33] theluminoleffect: ...My Immortal?
[17:33] RukaCactus: IT'S LIKE AN IMPENDING TRAINWRECK
[17:33] raepteim: yes
[17:33] raepteim: I
[17:33] theluminoleffect: Kas just stop right now okay
[17:33] raepteim: ... I
[17:33] over9000dads: Before your brain bleeds out your ears
[17:33] MMKIII: Your brainnnnn
[17:33] over9000dads: Really, just stop
[17:33] theluminoleffect: I've read the entire thing
[17:33] RukaCactus: IT'S TERRIBLE BUT YOU CANNOT LOOK AWAY
[17:33] theluminoleffect: the entire thing
[17:33] MMKIII: I was gonna say something like that Allision
[17:33] over9000dads: I've only made it to chapter 20 or so
[17:33] raepteim: "He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko."
[17:33] MMKIII: jfdklfj
[17:33] raepteim: what is
[17:33] RukaCactus: I dont even
[17:33] over9000dads: Just
[17:33] over9000dads: stop
[17:33] over9000dads: Before it gets worse
[17:33] stonef7y: o.O
[17:33] RukaCactus: kas we're cutting you off
[17:33] theluminoleffect: it gets worse
[17:33] theluminoleffect: so much so
[17:33] raepteim: /slowly
[17:33] RukaCactus: CROOKSHANKS
[17:33] over9000dads: It's terrible
[17:33] theluminoleffect: okay wait
[17:33] RukaCactus: and then voldemort falls off his broom
[17:33] theluminoleffect: first
[17:33] theluminoleffect: get to the part
[17:33] over9000dads: Wait until Voldemort shows up with a gun
[17:33] raepteim: /close-- wait waht
[17:33] theluminoleffect: with DUmbledore
[17:34] raepteim: wh
[17:34] theluminoleffect: and then stop
[17:34] raepteim: ....
[17:34] raepteim: /keeps going sob
[17:34] RukaCactus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS
[17:34] MMKIII: ...You guys.
[17:34] RukaCactus: It was ...............................
[17:34] MMKIII: Aren't helping XD
[17:34] over9000dads: Best line ever
[17:34] RukaCactus: DUMBLEDORE
[17:34] theluminoleffect: Yes, get to that line
[17:34] theluminoleffect: and then drop it completely
[17:34] theluminoleffect: cold turkey it
[17:34] theluminoleffect: never touch it again
[17:35] over9000dads: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh_krrr0bRA&feature=related
Or watch this guy, he's awesome
[17:35] RukaCactus: Count Chocula with blood sounds gross 8C
[17:36] over9000dads: Much better than My Immortal's cold reading
[17:36] RukaCactus: CHOCOLATE CEREAL + BLOOD = HORRIBLE
[17:36] theluminoleffect: ffffffffff
[17:36] theluminoleffect: THE MILK IS BLOOD
[17:36] theluminoleffect: THE MILK IS BLOOD
[17:36] theluminoleffect: THE MILK IS BLOOD
[17:36] theluminoleffect: it's rip's favorite breakfast
[17:37] over9000dads: Bullshit.
[17:37] RukaCactus: “Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb
[17:37] MMKIII: WOMB
[17:37] RukaCactus: I KNOW
[17:37] MMKIII: *brain shatters*
[17:37] MMKIII: *claws at brain*
[17:38] theluminoleffect: how do you mispell wand that badly
[17:38] RukaCactus: WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
[17:39] raepteim: oh god this is
[17:39] raepteim: the most
[17:39] raepteim: hilarious thing I've ever read
[17:39] RukaCactus: INORITE
[17:39] raepteim: /ISN'T STOPPING 8|
[17:39] over9000dads: /laughing
[17:39] raepteim: “Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.
[17:39] raepteim: I
[17:39] theluminoleffect: YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
[17:40] RukaCactus: /CSI THEME
[17:40] theluminoleffect: I roared
[17:40] raepteim: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
[17:40] RukaCactus: /SUNGLASSES
[17:40] RukaCactus: B)
[17:40] raepteim: except it had to just be
[17:40] theluminoleffect: B)
[17:40] raepteim: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAh.
[17:40] MMKIII: *DIES*
[17:40] raepteim: :|
[17:40] theluminoleffect: fff
[17:41] RukaCactus: WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.
[17:41] over9000dads: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrU5tW84PeI
[17:41] RukaCactus: ..8|
[17:41] over9000dads: /cracking up
[17:42] raepteim: “What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
[17:42] over9000dads: Demeaned angrily.
[17:42] RukaCactus: XDDD
[17:42] over9000dads: God damn, I really do write Rip as Snape in this fic.
[17:42] RukaCactus: “Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.
[17:42] over9000dads: Only you know, slightly less retarded
[17:42] RukaCactus: talked to each other in silence
[17:42] RukaCactus: TALKED TO EACH OTHER IN SILENCE
[17:42] raepteim: LMAO
[17:42] over9000dads: /cracks up
[17:43] raepteim: random ... first person changes what
[17:43] MMKIII: ....
[17:43] MMKIII: ..............
[17:43] RukaCactus: “OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?” I asked quietly.
[17:43] RukaCactus: I love how she just put the dialogue in ALLCAPS
[17:43] RukaCactus: and then she says it quietly
[17:44] raepteim: Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
[17:44] raepteim: I am laughin
[17:44] raepteim: g
[17:44] raepteim: so hard
[17:44] MMKIII: Sjlkjff old english
[17:44] over9000dads: Oh god, I love the durr-ur-so-retarded bit
[17:45] MMKIII: terrible mixing
[17:45] MMKIII: asjdkljfg
[17:45] theluminoleffect: I love the use
[17:45] theluminoleffect: of hath
[17:45] RukaCactus: I LOVE HOW VOLDEMORT JUST USES THOU AND THEE AND THY
[17:45] theluminoleffect: and tho
[17:45] theluminoleffect: yes
[17:45] theluminoleffect: Thou and hath
[17:45] MMKIII: *cries*
[17:45] RukaCactus: “Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.
[17:45] RukaCactus: ....all I can think of
[17:45] RukaCactus: is that manga 'Oh My Goddess'
[17:45] raepteim: fffffffff
[17:46] RukaCactus: except replace 'Goddess' with 'Satan'
[17:46] RukaCactus: B/
[17:46] over9000dads: Or "Oh my Edward" :/
[17:46] RukaCactus: ...PFFT
[17:46] raepteim: "I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid."
[17:46] raepteim: .....
[17:46] raepteim: I don't know where to stard.
[17:46] raepteim: *start
[17:47] over9000dads: Don't even
[17:47] over9000dads: Just enjoy the hilarity
[17:47] raepteim: /keeps. going.
[17:47] over9000dads: But man, GC is always Girlycard to me.
[17:47] RukaCactus: Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s ebondy dark’ness dementia TARA way what’s yours?”
“Tom Rid.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”
[17:47] RukaCactus: oh hai ebondy
[17:47] raepteim: fffffff
[17:48] raepteim: the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak
[17:48] raepteim: ... /gives Rip a steak
[17:48] MMKIII: Mmm red meat
[17:48] over9000dads: Rip: /pokes steak, whut
[17:48] raepteim: IT'S SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU 8|
[17:48] over9000dads: Rip: /alive
[17:48] MMKIII: XD
[17:48] raepteim: /FAAAAIL
[17:48] over9000dads: Rip: /due to misspellings
[17:48] raepteim: btw Rip might get a steak this SotG :|
[17:48] RukaCactus: LMAO
[17:48] over9000dads: No. >[
[17:49] MMKIII: XD
[17:49] RukaCactus: YESSSSS
[17:49] stonef7y: yes!
[17:49] raepteim: but she could like
[17:49] raepteim: feed it to America or something
[17:49] raepteim: :D
[17:49] over9000dads: >[
[17:49] raepteim: :D :D :D;;;
[17:49] RukaCactus: Well anyway we al went 2 Draco’s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there…….I gapsed.
[17:49] RukaCactus: what does gpffik mean B|
[17:49] over9000dads: goffik
[17:49] RukaCactus: I know
[17:50] over9000dads: Which is a misspelling of gothic
[17:50] RukaCactus: so she
[17:50] MMKIII: .....
[17:50] RukaCactus: mispelled
[17:50] RukaCactus: a mispelling
[17:50] MMKIII: Sob
[17:50] RukaCactus: i dont even
[17:50] over9000dads: She misspelled a misspelled word
[17:50] over9000dads: Yes
[17:50] MMKIII: SOB
[17:50] raepteim: I GAPSED.
[17:50] MMKIII: WEEP
[17:50] RukaCactus: XDDD
[17:51] MMKIII: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/87288031/3729224 forever
[17:51] RukaCactus: /SAVES THAT ICON
[17:51] MMKIII: XD
[17:52] raepteim: "And Loopin was masticating to it!"
[17:52] RukaCactus: also this: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/96547496/24540422
[17:52] over9000dads: /loves that line
[17:52] MMKIII: rofl
[17:52] raepteim: ffffff
[17:52] RukaCactus: Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!
[17:52] RukaCactus: DUMBLYDORE HAS A LONG BLACK BREAD
[17:52] MMKIII: BREAD
[17:52] raepteim: HE ALSO HAS
[17:52] raepteim: BLACK LUNG HAIR
[17:52] MMKIII: BREAD LUNG!
[17:52] over9000dads: Is it pumpernickel?
[17:52] RukaCactus: //dies
[17:54] raepteim: "Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them."
[17:55] raepteim: :|
[17:55] RukaCactus: CONSTIPATED THE CIDEO CAMERA
[17:55] raepteim: /PUTS UP MIDDLE FINGER AT
[17:55] RukaCactus: and the rest of that sentence makes no sense
[17:55] MMKIII: .....................................
[17:55] over9000dads: ....Oh hey. I found my 'groping' icon but with new art.
[17:55] RukaCactus: But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
[17:55] raepteim: :o
[17:55] over9000dads: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/68899911/14281988
[17:55] MMKIII: *weeps so much*
[17:55] RukaCactus: ..Cool tears down her feces
[17:55] over9000dads: /%63onfused
[17:55] RukaCactus: That is
[17:55] RukaCactus: I don't even
[17:55] over9000dads: D:
[17:55] over9000dads: What
[17:55] over9000dads: the fuck
[17:55] raepteim: wh...
[17:55] raepteim: ... feces....
[17:55] raepteim: FECES
[17:55] raepteim: FECES
[17:56] RukaCactus: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FACE
[17:56] RukaCactus: BUT
[17:56] RukaCactus: HORRIBLE MISSPELLING
[17:56] raepteim: BUT IT'S NOOOOOT
[17:56] raepteim: /SOB
[17:56] over9000dads: No no no no no
[17:56] raepteim: and fff is that the Captain going AHHH in the background of that icon?
[17:56] raepteim: er ... something along those lines?
[17:57] over9000dads: I have no idea
[17:57] raepteim: XD
[17:57] over9000dads: I have yet to find the art that that belongs to
[17:57] theluminoleffect: It is.
[17:57] theluminoleffect: That's totally Captain
[17:57] over9000dads: Oh
[17:57] theluminoleffect: being like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
[17:57] over9000dads: I thought it was a robot
[17:57] over9000dads: Damn
[17:57] theluminoleffect: ...captain is a robot
[17:57] RukaCactus: XD
[17:57] over9000dads: WELL IT'S BOX-SHAPED
[17:57] RukaCactus: “No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.
“Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally.
[17:58] theluminoleffect: city shift: rip gets a stake, captain turns into a robot
[17:58] RukaCactus: I DON'T GET ANYTHING
[17:58] RukaCactus: no jean, rip gets a steak
[17:58] over9000dads: >[
[17:58] theluminoleffect: ...
[17:58] theluminoleffect: steak I mean
[17:58] over9000dads: You misspelled the misspelling, Jean
[17:58] MMKIII: steeeeak
[17:58] raepteim: Steak :D
[17:58] over9000dads: Isn't that supposed to break the universe?
[17:58] RukaCactus: “Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Lumpkin shouted angrily.
[17:58] raepteim: maybe it's not quite gpffik enough to break it
[17:58] RukaCactus: ...Lupin to Loopin to Lumpkin
[17:59] RukaCactus: I DONT EVEN
[17:59] over9000dads: *cracks up*
[17:59] MMKIII: ...
[17:59] over9000dads: I think spellcheck must've picked that one up
[17:59] MMKIII: Fuzzy Lumpkins
[17:59] RukaCactus: ..ADSJFKGHDS XD
[17:59] theluminoleffect: also, finally tag allison
[17:59] theluminoleffect: way to totally not america your plan btw
[17:59] raepteim: fffff god, this is just reminding me that I was
[18:00] theluminoleffect: B| now he thinks doing her a favor.
[18:00] raepteim: absolutely hideous and had Axel actually sing MCR. And promptly go 'WTF DID I JUST DO'
[18:00] raepteim: but
[18:00] raepteim: yes
[18:00] raepteim: poor Demyx.
[18:00] RukaCactus: Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Serious Blak had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ‘ENOBY’ on it.
[18:00] RukaCactus: ...dogfather serious blak
[18:00] RukaCactus: I dont even
[18:00] raepteim: f-ffffffffffff
[18:00] theluminoleffect: on da back
[18:01] RukaCactus: “WHOSE THERE!” he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.
“IS ANY1 THERE!” yelled Mr. Norris.
[18:01] theluminoleffect: LOL
[18:02] theluminoleffect: My cat yells in numbers too
[18:02] RukaCactus: lol Filch is now the cat
[18:02] theluminoleffect: it's so annoying
[18:02] theluminoleffect: Oh wait
[18:02] theluminoleffect: ...Wait isn't
[18:02] theluminoleffect: ...what
[18:02] RukaCactus: i don't know
[18:02] RukaCactus: “EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. “Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!” he asked. Filth nodded. And then……………………….Vampir frenched me! He did it jus as…………………….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1
[18:02] over9000dads: Bwahahaha
[18:02] theluminoleffect: BUT WASNT
[18:03] theluminoleffect: MRS NORRIS A CAT
[18:03] RukaCactus: I KNOW JEAN
[18:03] RukaCactus: I KNOW
[18:03] theluminoleffect: WHAT
[18:03] theluminoleffect: why is that the part that confuses me most
[18:03] RukaCactus: I don't know jean
[18:03] RukaCactus: Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge was there too.
“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”
“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelia Fudge.
[18:04] theluminoleffect: the bark lord
[18:04] over9000dads: THe Bark Lord!
[18:04] theluminoleffect: lord of trees
[18:04] RukaCactus: XDDDD
[18:04] theluminoleffect: and dog
[18:04] RukaCactus: also Cornelia Fudge lolololol
[18:04] theluminoleffect: s
[18:04] RukaCactus: GENDERSWAP?
[18:04] raepteim: Voldemort: /BARKS AT EVERYONE
[18:04] theluminoleffect: LOL
[18:04] theluminoleffect: asdfgh
[18:04] theluminoleffect: Mojo jojo turned him into a dog. B|
[18:05] raepteim: LMAO
[18:05] RukaCactus: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:05] theluminoleffect: since that makes as much sense as anything else here
[18:06] raepteim: “OMFG.” I said after he was finished.
[18:06] raepteim: ... O-M-F-G.
[18:06] raepteim: I have to remember to start saying letters instead of words :|
[18:06] theluminoleffect: ...
[18:06] theluminoleffect: I already do
[18:06] theluminoleffect: orz
[18:06] raepteim: I say "brb" -_-
[18:06] raepteim: but not
[18:07] raepteim: OH EM EFF GEE
[18:07] raepteim: I just
[18:07] raepteim: ... say it
[18:07] theluminoleffect: Oh well I don't say that one either
[18:07] RukaCactus: “You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”
[18:07] raepteim: oh wait there's a better one
[18:07] RukaCactus: ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:07] theluminoleffect: I say lol, brb, jk...
[18:07] raepteim: “OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?”
[18:07] raepteim: ....
[18:07] RukaCactus: ..doesnt the omfg
[18:07] RukaCactus: no wait
[18:07] raepteim: I WANT TO SHIT NEXT TO HER
[18:07] theluminoleffect: or a christina
[18:07] theluminoleffect: what
[18:07] raepteim: OR A CHRISTINA
[18:08] over9000dads: what
[18:08] raepteim: shit next to the christina I don't even
[18:08] RukaCactus: HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU LOVE HER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT HER POOP.
[18:08] raepteim: kljaksldjfk;alsdjfk;asjdklf;jals;kdfjklasdjfkl;ads
[18:08] theluminoleffect: kas don't say shit I will remember what you said last night
[18:08] raepteim: wh-
[18:08] theluminoleffect: If you don't remember, I'm not going to say it
[18:09] RukaCactus: /WHEEZES
[18:09] theluminoleffect: ...uh
[18:09] theluminoleffect: are you okay
[18:09] RukaCactus: oh its okay I'm just
[18:09] RukaCactus: laughing really hard
[18:09] RukaCactus: also
[18:09] RukaCactus: .I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent………………….Volzemort!
“Eboby…..Ebony…….” Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice. “Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!”
[18:09] RukaCactus: VOLZERMORT = DARTH VALER
[18:09] raepteim: ffffffff
[18:09] raepteim: jaksdjf;lkdskjasdf
[18:09] raepteim: fjasklfj;sad
[18:09] over9000dads: DUN DUN DUN
[18:10] RukaCactus: and then john was a zombie
[18:10] raepteim: LMAO
[18:10] RukaCactus: XDDDDDDDD
[18:11] RukaCactus: http://www.dramabutton.com/
[18:11] RukaCactus: THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE FOR THIS FIC
[18:11] raepteim: fffffff it so is
[17:32] raepteim: ... why am I reading this fic
[17:32] raepteim: why
[17:33] MMKIII: ...
[17:33] over9000dads: Stop, Kas.
[17:33] theluminoleffect: ...My Immortal?
[17:33] RukaCactus: IT'S LIKE AN IMPENDING TRAINWRECK
[17:33] raepteim: yes
[17:33] raepteim: I
[17:33] theluminoleffect: Kas just stop right now okay
[17:33] raepteim: ... I
[17:33] over9000dads: Before your brain bleeds out your ears
[17:33] MMKIII: Your brainnnnn
[17:33] over9000dads: Really, just stop
[17:33] theluminoleffect: I've read the entire thing
[17:33] RukaCactus: IT'S TERRIBLE BUT YOU CANNOT LOOK AWAY
[17:33] theluminoleffect: the entire thing
[17:33] MMKIII: I was gonna say something like that Allision
[17:33] over9000dads: I've only made it to chapter 20 or so
[17:33] raepteim: "He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko."
[17:33] MMKIII: jfdklfj
[17:33] raepteim: what is
[17:33] RukaCactus: I dont even
[17:33] over9000dads: Just
[17:33] over9000dads: stop
[17:33] over9000dads: Before it gets worse
[17:33] stonef7y: o.O
[17:33] RukaCactus: kas we're cutting you off
[17:33] theluminoleffect: it gets worse
[17:33] theluminoleffect: so much so
[17:33] raepteim: /slowly
[17:33] RukaCactus: CROOKSHANKS
[17:33] over9000dads: It's terrible
[17:33] theluminoleffect: okay wait
[17:33] RukaCactus: and then voldemort falls off his broom
[17:33] theluminoleffect: first
[17:33] theluminoleffect: get to the part
[17:33] over9000dads: Wait until Voldemort shows up with a gun
[17:33] raepteim: /close-- wait waht
[17:33] theluminoleffect: with DUmbledore
[17:34] raepteim: wh
[17:34] theluminoleffect: and then stop
[17:34] raepteim: ....
[17:34] raepteim: /keeps going sob
[17:34] RukaCactus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS
[17:34] MMKIII: ...You guys.
[17:34] RukaCactus: It was ...............................
[17:34] MMKIII: Aren't helping XD
[17:34] over9000dads: Best line ever
[17:34] RukaCactus: DUMBLEDORE
[17:34] theluminoleffect: Yes, get to that line
[17:34] theluminoleffect: and then drop it completely
[17:34] theluminoleffect: cold turkey it
[17:34] theluminoleffect: never touch it again
[17:35] over9000dads: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh_krrr0bRA&feature=related
Or watch this guy, he's awesome
[17:35] RukaCactus: Count Chocula with blood sounds gross 8C
[17:36] over9000dads: Much better than My Immortal's cold reading
[17:36] RukaCactus: CHOCOLATE CEREAL + BLOOD = HORRIBLE
[17:36] theluminoleffect: ffffffffff
[17:36] theluminoleffect: THE MILK IS BLOOD
[17:36] theluminoleffect: THE MILK IS BLOOD
[17:36] theluminoleffect: THE MILK IS BLOOD
[17:36] theluminoleffect: it's rip's favorite breakfast
[17:37] over9000dads: Bullshit.
[17:37] RukaCactus: “Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb
[17:37] MMKIII: WOMB
[17:37] RukaCactus: I KNOW
[17:37] MMKIII: *brain shatters*
[17:37] MMKIII: *claws at brain*
[17:38] theluminoleffect: how do you mispell wand that badly
[17:38] RukaCactus: WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
[17:39] raepteim: oh god this is
[17:39] raepteim: the most
[17:39] raepteim: hilarious thing I've ever read
[17:39] RukaCactus: INORITE
[17:39] raepteim: /ISN'T STOPPING 8|
[17:39] over9000dads: /laughing
[17:39] raepteim: “Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.
[17:39] raepteim: I
[17:39] theluminoleffect: YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
[17:40] RukaCactus: /CSI THEME
[17:40] theluminoleffect: I roared
[17:40] raepteim: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
[17:40] RukaCactus: /SUNGLASSES
[17:40] RukaCactus: B)
[17:40] raepteim: except it had to just be
[17:40] theluminoleffect: B)
[17:40] raepteim: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAh.
[17:40] MMKIII: *DIES*
[17:40] raepteim: :|
[17:40] theluminoleffect: fff
[17:41] RukaCactus: WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.
[17:41] over9000dads: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrU5tW84PeI
[17:41] RukaCactus: ..8|
[17:41] over9000dads: /cracking up
[17:42] raepteim: “What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
[17:42] over9000dads: Demeaned angrily.
[17:42] RukaCactus: XDDD
[17:42] over9000dads: God damn, I really do write Rip as Snape in this fic.
[17:42] RukaCactus: “Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.
[17:42] over9000dads: Only you know, slightly less retarded
[17:42] RukaCactus: talked to each other in silence
[17:42] RukaCactus: TALKED TO EACH OTHER IN SILENCE
[17:42] raepteim: LMAO
[17:42] over9000dads: /cracks up
[17:43] raepteim: random ... first person changes what
[17:43] MMKIII: ....
[17:43] MMKIII: ..............
[17:43] RukaCactus: “OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?” I asked quietly.
[17:43] RukaCactus: I love how she just put the dialogue in ALLCAPS
[17:43] RukaCactus: and then she says it quietly
[17:44] raepteim: Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
[17:44] raepteim: I am laughin
[17:44] raepteim: g
[17:44] raepteim: so hard
[17:44] MMKIII: Sjlkjff old english
[17:44] over9000dads: Oh god, I love the durr-ur-so-retarded bit
[17:45] MMKIII: terrible mixing
[17:45] MMKIII: asjdkljfg
[17:45] theluminoleffect: I love the use
[17:45] theluminoleffect: of hath
[17:45] RukaCactus: I LOVE HOW VOLDEMORT JUST USES THOU AND THEE AND THY
[17:45] theluminoleffect: and tho
[17:45] theluminoleffect: yes
[17:45] theluminoleffect: Thou and hath
[17:45] MMKIII: *cries*
[17:45] RukaCactus: “Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.
[17:45] RukaCactus: ....all I can think of
[17:45] RukaCactus: is that manga 'Oh My Goddess'
[17:45] raepteim: fffffffff
[17:46] RukaCactus: except replace 'Goddess' with 'Satan'
[17:46] RukaCactus: B/
[17:46] over9000dads: Or "Oh my Edward" :/
[17:46] RukaCactus: ...PFFT
[17:46] raepteim: "I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Hargrid."
[17:46] raepteim: .....
[17:46] raepteim: I don't know where to stard.
[17:46] raepteim: *start
[17:47] over9000dads: Don't even
[17:47] over9000dads: Just enjoy the hilarity
[17:47] raepteim: /keeps. going.
[17:47] over9000dads: But man, GC is always Girlycard to me.
[17:47] RukaCactus: Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s ebondy dark’ness dementia TARA way what’s yours?”
“Tom Rid.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”
[17:47] RukaCactus: oh hai ebondy
[17:47] raepteim: fffffff
[17:48] raepteim: the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak
[17:48] raepteim: ... /gives Rip a steak
[17:48] MMKIII: Mmm red meat
[17:48] over9000dads: Rip: /pokes steak, whut
[17:48] raepteim: IT'S SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU 8|
[17:48] over9000dads: Rip: /alive
[17:48] MMKIII: XD
[17:48] raepteim: /FAAAAIL
[17:48] over9000dads: Rip: /due to misspellings
[17:48] raepteim: btw Rip might get a steak this SotG :|
[17:48] RukaCactus: LMAO
[17:48] over9000dads: No. >[
[17:49] MMKIII: XD
[17:49] RukaCactus: YESSSSS
[17:49] stonef7y: yes!
[17:49] raepteim: but she could like
[17:49] raepteim: feed it to America or something
[17:49] raepteim: :D
[17:49] over9000dads: >[
[17:49] raepteim: :D :D :D;;;
[17:49] RukaCactus: Well anyway we al went 2 Draco’s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there…….I gapsed.
[17:49] RukaCactus: what does gpffik mean B|
[17:49] over9000dads: goffik
[17:49] RukaCactus: I know
[17:50] over9000dads: Which is a misspelling of gothic
[17:50] RukaCactus: so she
[17:50] MMKIII: .....
[17:50] RukaCactus: mispelled
[17:50] RukaCactus: a mispelling
[17:50] MMKIII: Sob
[17:50] RukaCactus: i dont even
[17:50] over9000dads: She misspelled a misspelled word
[17:50] over9000dads: Yes
[17:50] MMKIII: SOB
[17:50] raepteim: I GAPSED.
[17:50] MMKIII: WEEP
[17:50] RukaCactus: XDDD
[17:51] MMKIII: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/87288031/3729224 forever
[17:51] RukaCactus: /SAVES THAT ICON
[17:51] MMKIII: XD
[17:52] raepteim: "And Loopin was masticating to it!"
[17:52] RukaCactus: also this: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/96547496/24540422
[17:52] over9000dads: /loves that line
[17:52] MMKIII: rofl
[17:52] raepteim: ffffff
[17:52] RukaCactus: Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!
[17:52] RukaCactus: DUMBLYDORE HAS A LONG BLACK BREAD
[17:52] MMKIII: BREAD
[17:52] raepteim: HE ALSO HAS
[17:52] raepteim: BLACK LUNG HAIR
[17:52] MMKIII: BREAD LUNG!
[17:52] over9000dads: Is it pumpernickel?
[17:52] RukaCactus: //dies
[17:54] raepteim: "Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them."
[17:55] raepteim: :|
[17:55] RukaCactus: CONSTIPATED THE CIDEO CAMERA
[17:55] raepteim: /PUTS UP MIDDLE FINGER AT
[17:55] RukaCactus: and the rest of that sentence makes no sense
[17:55] MMKIII: .....................................
[17:55] over9000dads: ....Oh hey. I found my 'groping' icon but with new art.
[17:55] RukaCactus: But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
[17:55] raepteim: :o
[17:55] over9000dads: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/68899911/14281988
[17:55] MMKIII: *weeps so much*
[17:55] RukaCactus: ..Cool tears down her feces
[17:55] over9000dads: /%63onfused
[17:55] RukaCactus: That is
[17:55] RukaCactus: I don't even
[17:55] over9000dads: D:
[17:55] over9000dads: What
[17:55] over9000dads: the fuck
[17:55] raepteim: wh...
[17:55] raepteim: ... feces....
[17:55] raepteim: FECES
[17:55] raepteim: FECES
[17:56] RukaCactus: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FACE
[17:56] RukaCactus: BUT
[17:56] RukaCactus: HORRIBLE MISSPELLING
[17:56] raepteim: BUT IT'S NOOOOOT
[17:56] raepteim: /SOB
[17:56] over9000dads: No no no no no
[17:56] raepteim: and fff is that the Captain going AHHH in the background of that icon?
[17:56] raepteim: er ... something along those lines?
[17:57] over9000dads: I have no idea
[17:57] raepteim: XD
[17:57] over9000dads: I have yet to find the art that that belongs to
[17:57] theluminoleffect: It is.
[17:57] theluminoleffect: That's totally Captain
[17:57] over9000dads: Oh
[17:57] theluminoleffect: being like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
[17:57] over9000dads: I thought it was a robot
[17:57] over9000dads: Damn
[17:57] theluminoleffect: ...captain is a robot
[17:57] RukaCactus: XD
[17:57] over9000dads: WELL IT'S BOX-SHAPED
[17:57] RukaCactus: “No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.
“Yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-old gurlfriend, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally.
[17:58] theluminoleffect: city shift: rip gets a stake, captain turns into a robot
[17:58] RukaCactus: I DON'T GET ANYTHING
[17:58] RukaCactus: no jean, rip gets a steak
[17:58] over9000dads: >[
[17:58] theluminoleffect: ...
[17:58] theluminoleffect: steak I mean
[17:58] over9000dads: You misspelled the misspelling, Jean
[17:58] MMKIII: steeeeak
[17:58] raepteim: Steak :D
[17:58] over9000dads: Isn't that supposed to break the universe?
[17:58] RukaCactus: “Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” Lumpkin shouted angrily.
[17:58] raepteim: maybe it's not quite gpffik enough to break it
[17:58] RukaCactus: ...Lupin to Loopin to Lumpkin
[17:59] RukaCactus: I DONT EVEN
[17:59] over9000dads: *cracks up*
[17:59] MMKIII: ...
[17:59] over9000dads: I think spellcheck must've picked that one up
[17:59] MMKIII: Fuzzy Lumpkins
[17:59] RukaCactus: ..ADSJFKGHDS XD
[17:59] theluminoleffect: also, finally tag allison
[17:59] theluminoleffect: way to totally not america your plan btw
[17:59] raepteim: fffff god, this is just reminding me that I was
[18:00] theluminoleffect: B| now he thinks doing her a favor.
[18:00] raepteim: absolutely hideous and had Axel actually sing MCR. And promptly go 'WTF DID I JUST DO'
[18:00] raepteim: but
[18:00] raepteim: yes
[18:00] raepteim: poor Demyx.
[18:00] RukaCactus: Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Serious Blak had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ‘ENOBY’ on it.
[18:00] RukaCactus: ...dogfather serious blak
[18:00] RukaCactus: I dont even
[18:00] raepteim: f-ffffffffffff
[18:00] theluminoleffect: on da back
[18:01] RukaCactus: “WHOSE THERE!” he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.
“IS ANY1 THERE!” yelled Mr. Norris.
[18:01] theluminoleffect: LOL
[18:02] theluminoleffect: My cat yells in numbers too
[18:02] RukaCactus: lol Filch is now the cat
[18:02] theluminoleffect: it's so annoying
[18:02] theluminoleffect: Oh wait
[18:02] theluminoleffect: ...Wait isn't
[18:02] theluminoleffect: ...what
[18:02] RukaCactus: i don't know
[18:02] RukaCactus: “EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. “Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!” he asked. Filth nodded. And then……………………….Vampir frenched me! He did it jus as…………………….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1
[18:02] over9000dads: Bwahahaha
[18:02] theluminoleffect: BUT WASNT
[18:03] theluminoleffect: MRS NORRIS A CAT
[18:03] RukaCactus: I KNOW JEAN
[18:03] RukaCactus: I KNOW
[18:03] theluminoleffect: WHAT
[18:03] theluminoleffect: why is that the part that confuses me most
[18:03] RukaCactus: I don't know jean
[18:03] RukaCactus: Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge was there too.
“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”
“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelia Fudge.
[18:04] theluminoleffect: the bark lord
[18:04] over9000dads: THe Bark Lord!
[18:04] theluminoleffect: lord of trees
[18:04] RukaCactus: XDDDD
[18:04] theluminoleffect: and dog
[18:04] RukaCactus: also Cornelia Fudge lolololol
[18:04] theluminoleffect: s
[18:04] RukaCactus: GENDERSWAP?
[18:04] raepteim: Voldemort: /BARKS AT EVERYONE
[18:04] theluminoleffect: LOL
[18:04] theluminoleffect: asdfgh
[18:04] theluminoleffect: Mojo jojo turned him into a dog. B|
[18:05] raepteim: LMAO
[18:05] RukaCactus: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:05] theluminoleffect: since that makes as much sense as anything else here
[18:06] raepteim: “OMFG.” I said after he was finished.
[18:06] raepteim: ... O-M-F-G.
[18:06] raepteim: I have to remember to start saying letters instead of words :|
[18:06] theluminoleffect: ...
[18:06] theluminoleffect: I already do
[18:06] theluminoleffect: orz
[18:06] raepteim: I say "brb" -_-
[18:06] raepteim: but not
[18:07] raepteim: OH EM EFF GEE
[18:07] raepteim: I just
[18:07] raepteim: ... say it
[18:07] theluminoleffect: Oh well I don't say that one either
[18:07] RukaCactus: “You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!1”
[18:07] raepteim: oh wait there's a better one
[18:07] RukaCactus: ....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:07] theluminoleffect: I say lol, brb, jk...
[18:07] raepteim: “OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?”
[18:07] raepteim: ....
[18:07] RukaCactus: ..doesnt the omfg
[18:07] RukaCactus: no wait
[18:07] raepteim: I WANT TO SHIT NEXT TO HER
[18:07] theluminoleffect: or a christina
[18:07] theluminoleffect: what
[18:07] raepteim: OR A CHRISTINA
[18:08] over9000dads: what
[18:08] raepteim: shit next to the christina I don't even
[18:08] RukaCactus: HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU LOVE HER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT HER POOP.
[18:08] raepteim: kljaksldjfk;alsdjfk;asjdklf;jals;kdfjklasdjfkl;ads
[18:08] theluminoleffect: kas don't say shit I will remember what you said last night
[18:08] raepteim: wh-
[18:08] theluminoleffect: If you don't remember, I'm not going to say it
[18:09] RukaCactus: /WHEEZES
[18:09] theluminoleffect: ...uh
[18:09] theluminoleffect: are you okay
[18:09] RukaCactus: oh its okay I'm just
[18:09] RukaCactus: laughing really hard
[18:09] RukaCactus: also
[18:09] RukaCactus: .I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent………………….Volzemort!
“Eboby…..Ebony…….” Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice. “Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too!”
[18:09] RukaCactus: VOLZERMORT = DARTH VALER
[18:09] raepteim: ffffffff
[18:09] raepteim: jaksdjf;lkdskjasdf
[18:09] raepteim: fjasklfj;sad
[18:09] over9000dads: DUN DUN DUN
[18:10] RukaCactus: and then john was a zombie
[18:10] raepteim: LMAO
[18:10] RukaCactus: XDDDDDDDD
[18:11] RukaCactus: http://www.dramabutton.com/
[18:11] RukaCactus: THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE FOR THIS FIC
[18:11] raepteim: fffffff it so is
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it isn't, unfortunately
the author wrote a sequel that is even more terrible than this
I am not going to touch it ever
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I WILL FIND THE SECOND PART LATER IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST READ IT
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I love you.
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ur a prep
WHAT IS THAT ICON I DON'T EVEN
/brb screaming forever
DAMMIT VINCENT IS FUCKING GEORGEOUS.
I BELIEVE YOU
D8
ICON FOREVER.