push button, kill deva

[doorwasopen]

Chat was brain-storming on methods on how to defeat Isis.

Seriously guys, I think we’re onto something here.

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a sick sight: what if you bent a machine that
a sick sight: let you
a sick sight: bend
a sick sight: /what
theluminoleffect: B|
Reverie Wulfram: FFFF.
adodarhoh: brilliant.
theluminoleffect: what if you
Reverie Wulfram: Renee broke the laws of Teal's logic.

a sick sight: what if you bent like a deva-killing device
a sick sight: lik
a sick sight: e
a sick sight: you press a button
a sick sight: and it kills devas
a sick sight: /please ignore me

Reverie Wulfram: LOL
Reverie Wulfram: Push button.
Reverie Wulfram: Kill Deva.
RukaCactus: lol
a sick sight: idek anymore
Reverie Wulfram: You just won the game!
RukaCactus: push button get bacon
a sick sight: /bends jet shoes
theluminoleffect: /pushes you out of your jetshoes

RukaCactus: What if you Bent up a Scribblenauts pad
RukaCactus: you know
RukaCactus: one of those things that
a sick sight: omg yeah what if you bent a celestial brush
RukaCactus: you write down what you want and it makes it for you
a sick sight: and just fucking drew on isis's shit

RukaCactus: DRAW CHERRY BOMBS
a sick sight: "TRIPLE CHERRY BOMB MOTHERFUCKERS"
adodarhoh: hahah
RukaCactus: YESSS
a sick sight: YES EXACTLY
a sick sight: CHERRY BOMBS EVERYWHERE
a sick sight: AND SLASH EVERYTHING
Reverie Wulfram: fff
RukaCactus: fuck yeahhhh
RukaCactus: also slow down time
a sick sight: AND WALK UP WALLS THAT HAVE CAT STATUES NEAR THEM /most specific superpower
RukaCactus: OH YEAH

adodarhoh: adrian should drop the squid on Isis. ._.
Reverie Wulfram: kjhfgkjd
RukaCactus: lol Adrian really should
Reverie Wulfram: Adrian should.
RukaCactus: SUMMON SQUID
Reverie Wulfram: LOL
Reverie Wulfram: OH NO.
RukaCactus: SUMMON BIGGER FISH
RukaCactus: GFJ YOU GUYS
theluminoleffect: Holly
adodarhoh: wtf would isis even say to that
adodarhoh: or do
adodarhoh: it'd be so random
theluminoleffect: I think Major is going to drop a kreigsquid somewhere in the city of glass
a sick sight: isis: i give up
theluminoleffect: and adrian can like
a sick sight: isis: your retarded squid made me lose hope in life
theluminoleffect: sue for copyright infringement
adodarhoh: LOL
a sick sight: isis: i no longer want to live
RukaCactus: LMAO
RukaCactus: FLAWLESS VICTOLY

Reverie Wulfram: SCORE ONE FOR THE HOME TEAM.

adodarhoh: i'll have him assist in making weapons.
Reverie Wulfram: Adrian?
theluminoleffect: oh god no, adrian making weapons
Reverie Wulfram: Making weapons?
Reverie Wulfram: LOL
a sick sight: someone can bend a vocaloid interface for isis and set breathiness to max so no one can understand what she says anymore and the psychological damage just makes her give up
Reverie Wulfram: NO NO NO NO NO.
theluminoleffect: WORSE THAN TONY
theluminoleffect: PFFFFFF
Reverie Wulfram: FFFFFFFFFF.
theluminoleffect: Skjghjkfhghdfg
Reverie Wulfram: Adrian just BLOWS UP THE ENTIRE FUCKING CITY.
Reverie Wulfram: AND EVERYONE WITHIN IT.
adodarhoh: he would
Reverie Wulfram: PERMADEATHS EVERYONE.
theluminoleffect: everyone dies
Reverie Wulfram: Squid falls.
Reverie Wulfram: Everyone dies.
theluminoleffect: and the like three people left in nautilus are like
theluminoleffect: "...what."
a sick sight: adrian is like WELL NOW ISIS IS GONE
RukaCactus: LOL
adodarhoh: who cares. he just doesnt want isis fucking up his perfect world.
RukaCactus: SQUID FALLS EVERYONE DIES
a sick sight: THAT WAS GREAT GUYS, GOOD EFFORT
theluminoleffect: LOL
theluminoleffect: Ajsdfghj
Reverie Wulfram: ghfdgfgghjk
adodarhoh: he's such a dick. he would kill everyone with a squid.

Reverie Wulfram: I kind of
Reverie Wulfram: want him to now
Reverie Wulfram: Just kill everyone with Squid.

adodarhoh: oh, i know.
Reverie Wulfram: Calamari? 8D
theluminoleffect: and then after everyone dies he is like
theluminoleffect: "now that was cooler than an atomic bomb."
RukaCactus: No he like
RukaCactus: poisons everyone with calamari

a sick sight: lets make madotsuki use the cat effect on her from a distance and make isis come to nautilus because she is drawn by da waving cat
a sick sight: and then we can bend at her
Reverie Wulfram: lkgfjhkf
Reverie Wulfram: OH GOD
Reverie Wulfram: YES.
theluminoleffect: renee stop doing drugs
a sick sight: no they are fun
Reverie Wulfram: Madotsuki defeats Isis.
Reverie Wulfram: GOOD END.
Reverie Wulfram: Adrian defeats Isis.
a sick sight: FUCK YEAH MADOTSUKI
Reverie Wulfram: AND EVERYONE ELSE.
a sick sight: bad end
Reverie Wulfram: BAD END.
dragoon1940: BAD END
a sick sight: adrian wins everyone
Reverie Wulfram: fffffff
RukaCactus: Adrian defeats everyone
velawesomraptor: adrian saves the day
RukaCactus: everyone turns into calamari
velawesomraptor: by killing everything
a sick sight: everyone becomes delicious
RukaCactus: AND THEN EVERYONE WAS PHONE
a sick sight: and then isis cannot help but eat them
a sick sight: and then she gets fat
velawesomraptor: and has diabetus
adodarhoh: hahahahahaa
a sick sight: and dies

a sick sight: hey
a sick sight: america
a sick sight: bend up an atomic bomb
a sick sight: and drop it on city of glass
a sick sight: you cant tell me he couldnt do it (8
theluminoleffect: .....
theluminoleffect: he could.
theluminoleffect: but
theluminoleffect: but
theluminoleffect: it'd.
theluminoleffect: ....
a sick sight: just pretend it's japan
theluminoleffect: well fo--
theluminoleffect: i hate you
RukaCactus: RENEE THAT'S TERRIBLE
adodarhoh: hahahaha
a sick sight: TEEHEE
theluminoleffect: japan is like his bff now gdit
velawesomraptor: wow
velawesomraptor: i love this chat
RukaCactus: chat comes up with terrible, amazing things
theluminoleffect: FOR ONE, AN ATOMIC BOMB WOULD BE SO GODMODDY
RukaCactus: you know.
theluminoleffect: ...Mody.
theluminoleffect: modey?
theluminoleffect: whatever
theluminoleffect: it would be

RukaCactus: If Isis used to be Deva of Gas/Winds/wtfever
RukaCactus: shouldn't her city be flammable
a sick sight: everyone throws lit matches at it
RukaCactus: toss a match in there and the whole place lights up 8|
theluminoleffect: you want to set glass on fire go ahead
RukaCactus: Glass melts
theluminoleffect: or explodes
Reverie Wulfram: Oh god.
a sick sight: we can turn it back to sand
a sick sight: and drown her in it
RukaCactus: put her in a giant hourglass 8|
RukaCactus: then turn the city to sand
Reverie Wulfram: Jafar already tried that.
RukaCactus: DROWNING MUSIC
adodarhoh: so we cant use weapons of mass destruction against Isis? XD
velawesomraptor: let's just get sephiroth to drop a meteor on her
adodarhoh: hahahaa
a sick sight: yes
a sick sight: yes please
adodarhoh: there are so many possibilities.
a sick sight: meteor + atomic bomb
adodarhoh: and squid
theluminoleffect: atomic bomb + kreigsquid + meteor

RukaCactus: >summon cthulu
adodarhoh: dont forget the squid

a sick sight: it's like when i killed abstract daddy with a single shotgun blast
adodarhoh: isis looks so lame in comparison to all this
RukaCactus: no, with everyones powers combined
RukaCactus: a giant warmech
a sick sight: or like the last boss of legendia who didn't get a hit in on me
RukaCactus: that missilespams
RukaCactus: the entire city of glass
a sick sight: randomly i want an event for rin to become one of her characters from music videos
theluminoleffect: randomly
a sick sight: so she can be like the daughter of evil for like a wake
a sick sight: ...
a sick sight: week
a sick sight: :|;;
theluminoleffect: ...daughter of evil rin ahhhhh
theluminoleffect: ahhhhhh
theluminoleffect: ahhhhhh
RukaCactus: aaahhhh
a sick sight: OH, IT'S SNACK TIME /eats isis
theluminoleffect: /makes daughter of evil len
a sick sight: l-len in the evil series sob
theluminoleffect: brb dying
a sick sight: ioi
a sick sight: /watches, is a great sister
theluminoleffect: /sorry i'm dead
a sick sight: /kills miku
theluminoleffect: /also plays kaito so wtf
a sick sight: lol idek
a sick sight: oops i totally derailed the chat from epic conversation
a sick sight: ):
theluminoleffect: nice job
a sick sight: sob
a sick sight: SO
a sick sight: ISIS
a sick sight: WORST BOSS OR WORST BOS
a sick sight: S
theluminoleffect: no it's dead
theluminoleffect: like your brother
RukaCactus: Nautilus final smash: SUPER PACMAN
RukaCactus: Aeon wakes up and eats the city of glass
a sick sight: seriously, she was like master hand on very easy or something
RukaCactus: WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
a sick sight: --fffff
theluminoleffect: glass would hurt to eat
theluminoleffect: since it's like
theluminoleffect: glass
a sick sight: turn it back to sand
a sick sight: and then eat it
a sick sight: delicious
theluminoleffect: sand is gross to eat omg ew ewew
theluminoleffect: ewewewewewewewew
theluminoleffect: don't even
a sick sight: omg we should turn the glass to sand
a sick sight: and then
adodarhoh: im very proud of myself.
a sick sight: make the city of glass into a beahc
a sick sight: beach
a sick sight: and then have a beach party on isis's grave
adodarhoh: i made a post and refrained from mentioning WMDs of any kind, squid or other. :|
a sick sight: f-ffff
a sick sight: good effort
RukaCactus: lol beach party
adodarhoh: i actually just want to use my new icons.
dragoon1940: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
dragoon1940: GO
RukaCactus: LETS HAVE A BEACHSIDE BARBECUE
dragoon1940: /nukes everything from orbit
RukaCactus: ...ON ISIS' GRAVE
a sick sight: yes
RukaCactus: ...GOD DAMN IT MEGATRON
a sick sight: f-fff
RukaCactus: No we just drop a space colony on it
RukaCactus: or use a kill sat
a sick sight: /maxes out "killing isis" stat
RukaCactus: KILLING ISIS WENT UP BY 9999
adodarhoh: and we didnt even have to chocobo race or do dumb side tasks to get our ultimate weapons.
a sick sight: YEAHHH now i am unstoppable
velawesomraptor: Millennium will drop the Major on her
a sick sight: LOL
theluminoleffect: I know what we could do
adodarhoh: LOL
RukaCactus: ...LOL
theluminoleffect: --FF
RukaCactus: INSTANT KO
theluminoleffect: renee
a sick sight: too late jean you were preemptively topped
theluminoleffect: I was
RukaCactus: DROP A MAJOR ON HER
adodarhoh: oh man
adodarhoh: thats so fucking funny looking in my mind
RukaCactus: or alternatively drop a bridget on her
adodarhoh: how would they lift him, though?
theluminoleffect: hey renee, maybe claire should fight isis
theluminoleffect: on his own
a sick sight: ...
velawesomraptor: an armada of zeppelins
a sick sight: no he'd die
a sick sight: and then like
a sick sight: his characterization would be ruined
theluminoleffect: pffff
adodarhoh: oh man. that makes it funnier.
a sick sight: his mind would break
a sick sight: he'd turn into church guy from l4d
theluminoleffect: ....pfffffffff
a sick sight: /writes all over walls BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
RukaCactus: nazi zeppelins
RukaCactus: a whole armada of nazi zeppelins and then the major just jumps out from one
RukaCactus: and lands on isis
a sick sight: LOL
a sick sight: drop ze bomb
RukaCactus: and then crushes her
velawesomraptor: game over
velawesomraptor: schnitzel for everyone!
adodarhoh: and the glass shatters
RukaCactus: YAAAAY
adodarhoh: the entire city just collapses
theluminoleffect: operation: fat man is complete
RukaCactus: PFFFFFFFFFF
a sick sight: f-fffff
a sick sight: jknfkjsdf
adodarhoh: oh man
velawesomraptor: all that's left is a smoking crater
a sick sight: CANT ESCAPE A-BOMB REFERENCES
theluminoleffect: I KNOW LOL
adodarhoh: FAT MAN
theluminoleffect: I MADE IT INTENTIONALLY
theluminoleffect: )B
a sick sight: major was the first a-bomb
theluminoleffect: p-pffff
a sick sight: schrodinger was the second
RukaCactus: we have to post this in gtsi
theluminoleffect: little boy
RukaCactus: tykebomb
theluminoleffect: a-aww

Comments

[roadrickroller.livejournal.com]

RukaCactus: Schrodinger gets dropped into a city
a sick sight: he hit every part and no part of the city simultaneously
velawesomraptor: every part
velawesomraptor: and no part
RukaCactus: yes
theluminoleffect: there is no damage report
Aircommanderp: night yall!
velawesomraptor: NIGHT!
theluminoleffect: because no one knows how much damage is done.

[doorwasopen]

Oh god.

[quantumcatboy.livejournal.com]

There were thousands of casualties.




but nobody died.

[repeat-in-red.livejournal.com]

...i lol'd

LOOK JASON I CAN EDIT MY ENTRIES

Aren't you proud of me?Oh man this isso cool

[doorwasopen]

Yes. My inbox is telling me that you can edit your entries, foo.

[repeat-in-red.livejournal.com]

...oops. sorry.

[doorwasopen]

YOU SHOULD BE.

SIMBA WHAT'VE YOU DONE?

[repeat-in-red.livejournal.com]

dude i'm still kindof tipsy andfreaking out because trying to reply to this killed Firefox and I was like "AAAAAAAH RION KILLED FIREFOX"

I also lol'd at the new smiley I made



see it?

It's darien XD

[doorwasopen]

kjgfhdkdjf

oh my god why did that take a moment to sink in cleatly this is a sign that I need to go to bed

Like it's not bad enough that I found this icon for his journal now:



It's beautiful isn't it?

I know.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

/gives that icon to renee to use for Canada account

[bossfight.livejournal.com]

yeah

definitely gonna use it

[quantumcatboy.livejournal.com]

SO PROUD!!!!

yet you're using that icon... :|

[myheartglows]

i fucking love you guys.

[doorwasopen]

I fucking love us, too.

[myheartglows]

I wish I could join the love, but alas.

Why don't chats work on you sometimes, Adium. B|

[doorwasopen]

WHAT MESSENGER YOU USIN, GURL?

[myheartglows]

WELL IT'S AIM. TECHNICALLY.



BUT THE PROGRAM IS CALLED ADIUM. FOR MACS. IONNO I MAY SWITCH TO ICHAT.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

MEEBO THAT SHIT UP GODDAMMIT

[myheartglows]

WELL I USED MEEBO FOR A LONG TIME BUT THEN MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE "USE ADIUM" AND I WAS LIKE "WELL OKAY" AND THEN I DID AND IT WAS AWESOME BUT THEN THE CHATS WOULDN'T WORK SOMETIMES AND THAT MAKES ME SAD BUT IT DOESN'T RUIN MY DAY SO I ok i'll start using ichat and meebo more. B| B|

ADIUM IS JUST SO FUCKING PRETTY, OKAY.

[doorwasopen]

OH. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT BUT THEN I DON'T USE MACS. I want to, though. 8(



Switching to a different messenger might help. Or just use Meebo if you've ever done that before; that might work.

[myheartglows]

MACS ARE AWESOME you need to play with one oh my god i am never switching back.

yes i think that will be the plan.

[doorwasopen]

Oh, between school and work, I've played with Macs plenty to get a handle of them. I actually prefer them over PCs in some cases (and I don't play PC games so it's not a big loss to me or anything). I've just never really actually owned one before because a.) PCs are cheaper, and b.) I don't do any of that graphics stuff anyway. I mostly have my desktop and laptop for writing and shite. The most complicated programs I use are Photoshop and the occasional Windows Movie Maker and sound editing software.



tl;dr aside that's awesomesauce.

[veronicaed.livejournal.com]

LIES IF CLAIRE FOUGHT ISIS BY HIMSELF HE'D WIN

somehow

because he's Claire



I NEED TO GET AIM OR MEEBO OR SOMETHING aaaaaaaa

[doorwasopen]

MEEBO DAT SHIT UP.

[deliverinurjewz.livejournal.com]

CAN I SUMMON SOME PLAGUES ON ISIS TO HELP OUT O CAN I CAN I

[doorwasopen]

OH MY GOD YES. THIS.

[deliverinurjewz.livejournal.com]

AWESOME.

HEY ANGEL OF DEATH.


...wait. Who's older, Aaron or Isis. This is kiiinda important

[doorwasopen]

Well, you know. We have Death now. Wonder if he can somehow get wrangled into this.