THE WEDDING MEME

[chondriosome]

The Wedding Bells Meme



♥ Post as your character
♥ Whoever replies must propose to them
♥ They are INSTANTLY MARRIED
♥ Play out their married life in the comments
♥ Shotgun weddings and hideousness encouraged

Comments

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

As long as we know where we stand. Now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

[seeingeyeshark.livejournal.com]

A sandwich? What's--oh wait. Western food, right.

.....[sigh, orz] What kind?

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Hmm...turkey on wheat with half a tomato and four jalapeno slices.

[seeingeyeshark.livejournal.com]

Um, okay.... Jalapenos are the little curved green things, right?

[rummagerummage, starting to set stuff out] I think we might be out of tomatoes. You want something else instead?

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

No. If there's no tomato there's no damn sandwich! You're a terrible wife!

[seeingeyeshark.livejournal.com]

Sorry, sorry! I didn't know we were out. Should I go out and pick some up, then?

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

Yes! Do so immediately before I feel violent!

[seeingeyeshark.livejournal.com]

I'm going, I'm going.... Maybe I should pick up something with calcium, while I'm out....

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

What, why do you need calcium?

[seeingeyeshark.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's just one of those traditional bits of folk wisdom passed around back home. They say it's supposed to be a mood enhancer or something.

[Specifically, that irritableness is often caused by calcium deficiency. >.>;;]

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

Well, okay, as long as you're not trying to poison me or something.