THE WEDDING MEME

[chondriosome]

The Wedding Bells Meme



♥ Post as your character
♥ Whoever replies must propose to them
♥ They are INSTANTLY MARRIED
♥ Play out their married life in the comments
♥ Shotgun weddings and hideousness encouraged

Comments

[kickbuttgreen.livejournal.com]

[Buttercup doesn't like the sound of your attitude, mister. She's gonna sit down. Right next to you.]

[princeofpuzzles.livejournal.com]

No, see, you don't seem to grasp the meaning of away. It means going farther from me in the opposite direction. So go try it.

[kickbuttgreen.livejournal.com]

[Glares and sticks her tongue out.]

[princeofpuzzles.livejournal.com]

...Why me.



Now stay.

[kickbuttgreen.livejournal.com]

[Flies back right and is now all up in yo face.]

Hey, I'm not a dog!

[princeofpuzzles.livejournal.com]

No? I thought children worked the same way as dogs.

How about I give you a puzzle to solve, will you go away then?

[kickbuttgreen.livejournal.com]

[Mutters something about crusty old adults.]

Okay, fine. What kind of puzzle?

[princeofpuzzles.livejournal.com]

A riddle.

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

[kickbuttgreen.livejournal.com]

What's that even supposed to mean...



Um... a book-- No wait, a racecar! Or maybe... um...

[princeofpuzzles.livejournal.com]

A coffin, which is what I'll put you in and throw you in the river if you don't go away.