THE WEDDING MEME

[chondriosome]

The Wedding Bells Meme



♥ Post as your character
♥ Whoever replies must propose to them
♥ They are INSTANTLY MARRIED
♥ Play out their married life in the comments
♥ Shotgun weddings and hideousness encouraged

Comments

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

Necrophilia is a crime.

[citygrit]

To be fair, I've never died.

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

But it's there in you. It would be like being married to two different people.

[citygrit]

Yeah, it kinda would. Which reminds me, I gotta return this thing inside me to her someday.

[Haha, that sounds so wrong.]

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

...I won't stand for cheating.

[citygrit]

What? It's not cheatin'!

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

That's not what it sounded like to me.

[citygrit]

No. No, shit-- FUCK no! Not with her.

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

That's what you say now, then you go off drinking one night and meet her in a bar and then BAM, suddenly she's pregnant with your kid and asking for either marriage or child support. I mean, that's what happened to us.

[citygrit]

Er, she can't get pregnant.

Actually, neither of us are even capable of havin' sex. Just sayin'.

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, that's fine by me.

[citygrit]

Stellar.

[lmao who would even want to. With Alex. Oh god.]