THE WEDDING MEME

[chondriosome]

The Wedding Bells Meme



♥ Post as your character
♥ Whoever replies must propose to them
♥ They are INSTANTLY MARRIED
♥ Play out their married life in the comments
♥ Shotgun weddings and hideousness encouraged

Comments

Re: Axel

[poisonousflame]

[Axel nods sharply and lets him go, eying the dress.]

... Fancy.

[SUDDENLY, surprise tux. Which he immediately starts tugging at and trying to make more comfortable, since it won't seem to come off.]

Re: Axel

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

[it is very shiny! it has shiny beady things. :D

His won't come off either, no surprise there.]

Why does Nautilus hate us?

Re: Axel

[poisonousflame]

I have no idea. It gets these "ships" in its head, and--

[OH HEY. LOOK AT THOSE WEDDING RINGS. ON THEIR FINGERS. THAT WON'T COME OFF.]

Re: Axel

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

Ships?

[--wait distracted by rings WTF] What are these? [tuuuug. DX]

Re: Axel

[poisonousflame]

Trust me, you don't wanna know.

[And what the hell is Demyx-- WHAT is on his finger. Oh no. No no no. TUGGING. TUGGING. HURTING HIS FINGER BUT STILL TUGGING.]

You've gotta be kidding me....

Re: Axel

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

[whiiiine. D:]

Now what?

Re: Axel

[poisonousflame]

[Please excuse him while he tries to whack the back of Demyx's head.]

Re: Axel

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

[DX THAT'S ABUSIVE.]

Ow! What did I do?

Re: Axel

[poisonousflame]

[Welcome to a wonderful marriage, Demyx.]

Whining isn't gonna help.

Re: Axel

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

[sob. ;-;]

Well then... what would help?

Re: Axel

[poisonousflame]

How should I know?

[Goes back to tugging at his ring, then just. Stops and GLARES at Demyx.]

Re: Axel

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

What? It's not my fault!

Re: Axel

[poisonousflame]

You're the one who showed up here, right?

[But before he can actually do anything-- SUDDENLY TROPICAL BEACH?!]

Re: Axel

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make it-- oh hey, a beach! [:D COMPLETELY DISTRACTED NOW. also suddenly a bathing suit that is not a speedo because oh god those things are not attractive on anyone]

Re: Axel

[poisonousflame]

[A beach. And swimsuits. What is....]

You're telling me....

[Brb GRABBING SHOULDERS because he can't really grab anything else without strangling Demyx.]

This isn't because of your influence?

Re: Axel

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

[DDD: oh this is not a happy marriage so far.]

No! I mean-- I don't-- ...yay beach?

Re: Axel

[poisonousflame]

[Eye. Twitch.]

Y'know, you're lucky this ring's stuck. Because I'm trying to strangle you right now, and it's not letting me.

[He's just. Gripping Demyx's shoulders really hard instead.]

Re: Axel

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

[those shoulders are hunched now. ;-; for what it's worth, Axel, he looks very sorry.]

Re: Axel

[poisonousflame]

[Another eye twitch. Then he just SIGHS and kinda ... tries to brush away the red spots left by him squeezing so hard. Totally useless, but the 'sentiment' is there.]

Just. Go play in the water or something.

Re: Axel

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

[...well ok! wheeee off to the water. \o/]

Re: Axel

[poisonousflame]

[And Axel will be over here. As far from the water as he can get. Laying in the sun.]

Re: Axel

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

[and a little while later, Demyx spends enough time in the water to come back on sure. \o/ though he makes sure not to drip on Axel, because then he would be dead.]

Re: Axel

[poisonousflame]

[He may not be dripping on him, but he's STANDING IN HIS LIGHT. Cue one eye opening to stare up.]

Re: Axel

[melodyofwater.livejournal.com]

[...it takes him a minute to get it, but he figures it out and moves. and sits a good few feet away from him, just in case.]