IC ANON CONFESSION MEME

[lady-adventure.livejournal.com]

IC ANON CONFESSION MEME

HOW WE DO DIS DO DIS?
1) POST AS YOUR CHARACTER
2) CONFESS ANONLY OR UNANONLY. OR JUST HARASS.
3) IC HARASSMENT ONLY OR WATSON WILL GET YOU
4) ???
5)I move chickens, I move chickens shorty. I move chickens, I move chickens shorty. I move chickens, I move chickens.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I'm going to kill you. I swear I'm going to kill you. And it'll be all your fault.

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

Ah, I don't think that's going to work out real well! See, it can't be my fault if you kill me, because that would rest on your shoulders, wouldn't it? Not only that, but I can't let anyone but Boss kill me. It'd just be really very wrong otherwise!

[(Anonymous)]

It will be.

I'll kill you slowly, and record your screams.

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

I'm tellin' you, Sideswipe, the only one I'll allow to kill me is my Boss. Maybe if you'd be more satisfied with watchin', he'll do it and let you watch! But otherwise? You're not going to have a chance.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

Too bad.

I'll find a way.

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

See, you're missin' the bigger picture here!

Life ain't always about you, and I don't respect you enough to let that happen! Even if you're ever hunting me down and by the end of the chase I had to die in some fashion, and I have a few moments of life left, I'd use them to call up Boss and tell him to kill me before you could. I could only imagine your face as that happened!

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

No one is faster than I am. You would be in pieces before your boss arrived.

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

Not if you don't have your legs.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

That won't happen.

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

It's more likely than you think.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

No, it's not.

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

I'd argue with how wrong you were, but you'd just deny the truth over and over and over and over and OVER again so I won't bother wastin' time there. Instead, I'll ask what you'd do if you really did kill me? Cut me into pieces, right? But what else? Make it interestin', inquirin' minds want to know.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

That's all that needs to be done. Retribution. Payback.

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

Boring.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

Shut up.

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

BO~RING.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

Shut up!

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

BORING, BORING, BORING reasons for a BORING robot!

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP!

I'll kill you!

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

Isn't that what we're already talkin' about? You're very narrow-minded too, you know, to think that threatenin' me with death will change my behavior!

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

I don't care! I'll do it as many times as I have to!

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

I almost want to let you! Let you keep on killin' me, that is, death upon death upon death just to see how messed up you'll be after doing it so many times!

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

One time is all it takes.

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

You forget I'll just come back, and nothin'll be changed.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

I didn't forget.