THE IC FML MEME

[lady-adventure.livejournal.com]

THE IC FML MEME

How Do We Do This Crazy Thing?
1. Post an FML with your character (Or it can be something average or AWESOME)
2. Comment on other characters.
3. Keep it IC and don't harass each other or you'll get a MODSTORM.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

Comments

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

I'm a war machine who finally learned to do other things than kill people and burn planets

I finally got some friends and people actually love me now

now everyone I care about is leaving one by one for good

I had a spark but lost it again

I can't have sex with my girlfriend because I actually feel guilty

I have to put up with several versions of myself populating my crazy, crazy mind that don't even really exist.

And a disgruntled, drunken Nobody comes and pukes on me every other week.

FML

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

We seniors need to get blasted together.

[bornofthis.livejournal.com]

It seems everyone I meet kills themselves in some horrific fashion and the closest thing I have to friend is a priest who is withdrawing from people as he slowly goes mad....oh wait. All of that was very much as planned. I believe the acronym for that one is "MLIA."

[crawfordsands.livejournal.com]

I was forced to kill myself several dozen times in the span of two weeks. It freaked me the fuck out.

One of the few people I actually fuckin' cared about vanished.

One of the few people that's actually a friend is really all the shit I despise and want to destroy, but he's not told me yet.

My world's still fucked up from Isis and I don't know how to fix it.

All the reasons I wanted to stay in this city are being taken away by the stupid judicial system.

My step father killed my mother and even with all the power I've got here, there ain't a thing I can do about it.

[nanosatemybrain.livejournal.com]

When I showed up I found out that my...well, I supposed she'd be a girlfriend...had been turned into my worst nightmare and was dating a giant war machine.

There are nanos slowly eating away at my brain but I'm afraid to have anyone try to remove them.

I was the first person to be forced into killing themselves, and I have yet to recover. I returned to find a girl I like to have suffered a similar fate.

[poisonousflame]

If they never come back, that means they're not around anywhere.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

If they come back, you could lose them again.

[poisonousflame]

I'm selfish. But I'm not selfish enough to say that I'd rather have them Asleep and gone.

I'll figure out a way to make sure they stay.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

Have it your way, I suppose. So much for words of wisdom.

... With what, duct tape?

[poisonousflame]

You've got friends back home, right? If they were dead in your world, would you rather leave them that way, just because they might go to Sleep after Waking?

I don't know. I'll have to look for one.

[honored-knight.livejournal.com]

I killed my father at a young age to prevent more lives being lost only to become a traitor to my country and kill over 30 million in one go nearly a decade later.

I actually had a girlfriend and just when things were looking good, my best friend shoots her right in front of me and I couldn't save her in time.

I made up with my best friend after a while but I also had to kill him. I think he has a thing for me too which I'm trying to ignore.

My friends tried to put together a birthday party and not only did I arrive late, I passed out on the floor in a puddle of my own blood.

The city keeps having way too much fun trying to poke at the COMPLETELY NON-EXISTENT sexual tensions between me and my best friend.


FML.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

... If it meant not having to lose them again, I... I don't know, probably.

[poisonousflame]

... Funny. I'd do anything to keep mine alive and well.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

So what? So you do everything you can, you... put your life on the line, you give everything you can... and they still... don't make it here. They still leave you. Something... here still takes them from you.

What good would it do?

[poisonousflame]

You're talking to someone who sacrificed his life to help what was left of his best friend.

They'll come here again. They've done it before; they'll do it again. Roxas has already Woken twice. They'll be back. And then I'll find some way to make sure they stay.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

So... you've a thing for hopeless causes? How's that working out?

Good for you. I'll be over here, preparing my "I told you so's".

[killmeloving.livejournal.com]

Things are pretty average.

Still alive. Thinking Ladd might never kill me... feeling less secure. Kind of miss home. This city is still strange.

At least I'm with Ladd.

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

With the way everyone acts around him, I thought it was just a joke!

...How do you all let something go like that?

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

Oh, Starscream.

Here, give me a hu--Wait, WHO pukes on you?!

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

...You're a terrible person, Mr. Balthazar.

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

...Um, you... do realize the justice system essentially punishes for things like murder and rape, right?

You'd think those two things would be worth punishing.

But hey, let's go fix your world. Just say the word and your friends will come running.

....how did ppr's fml turn into rip's fml thread? LOL

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

Well, it seems to matter a lot to you that other people notice how much you've changed for the better.

Take it from someone who did a lot of PR work for Tony. It's hard work repairing the damage done by one careless statement. And that's nothing compared to the things you've done.

So maybe you should reengage with others and demonstrate how you have changed, rather than complaining that people haven't noticed.

[poisonousflame]

Best friends are willing to deal with complications.

[He's not sure how many times he's said that, now.]

They'll come back.

[poisonousflame]

Pretty sure people got their revenge a while back. And it's not like I'm getting buddy-buddy with the guy.