THE IC FML MEME

[lady-adventure.livejournal.com]

THE IC FML MEME

How Do We Do This Crazy Thing?
1. Post an FML with your character (Or it can be something average or AWESOME)
2. Comment on other characters.
3. Keep it IC and don't harass each other or you'll get a MODSTORM.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

Comments

FML MOMENT IS ALL WAKE CANON lololol

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

So I worked for this guy I had a crush on for oh... thirteen years, and then when I got here? He's already been enslaved by some superbitch named Isis and is now rebounding dating a dead woman.

As if the necrophilia wasn't enough? She's a Nazi.

[This look.]

Oh, yes. And all of this within the span of 5 months, wasn't it?



Yeah.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Ex-Nazi.


Undead.


You poor thing.

[princeofpuzzles.livejournal.com]

I got chopped into pieces while alive. And it stained my favorite suit. FML

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

...Ouch!

[biggestdouche.livejournal.com]

I lost my leg left to protect someone I care deeply about, MLIA.

Does this mean you get a handicapped spot?

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

...You're talking about Miss Brea, aren't you?

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

Everyone I've cared about got killed or blown up. I also shot my own face off for reasons I don't understand. FML.

TRAGIC HEROINE SIGHTING!

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

That's awful!

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

Today, I went out for a run. Everything was great, I was going strong. And then I saw a spider. I thought, great, this'll be a nice workout.

Three minutes later I'm lying on the ground being eaten by a pack of robotic arachnids.

FML.

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

...You can't be serious!

[plantsnturtles.livejournal.com]

As if I didn't already know that I was kind of a one-trick pony, I'm stuck in a single place and can't have sequels. So I have to do stuff out of character just to cause some fear.

And no one understands or appreciate the metaphor.

And everyone thinks I'm a rapist.

And all my CR keeps dropping the comm. FML.

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

You kind of have CR with me.

...I scold you for 'joking' about killing people, remember?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I... have a thing this woman. She's my commanding officer. My human commanding officer.

FML.

I'd say something, but it's totally not PG rated. :|

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

...And you're allergic to all things human, right?

[lady-adventure.livejournal.com]

I'm stuck bored out of my mind with nothing else to explore and feeling like I'm trapped. Also I have a spider who won't leave me alone. Fu ... Curse My Life.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

Oh how tragic. A spider.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

[Text because I can't write all this in the accent I'll cry.]

So I have been in Nautilus for a year and a half. And in that time, I have
-Thrown away everything and everyone I have cared about from my previous life
-Died twice
-Betrayed the two men I respected most in order to protect a city I hate
-Lost my virginity and fallen in love with someone I will probably never see again
-Watched both lovers die
-Tortured children while under third-party influence
-Been poisoned
-Buried my favorite pet
-Outlasted everyone familiar from my world, watching them all come and go from my life
-Grown attached to and lost my first fledgling forever
-Been forced into position after position after position I never wanted
-Shot more times than I can count
-Lost my home three times and finally became a nomad with no permanent lodgings
-Developed ulcers from the stress invoked from denying my monstrous side again and again and again.

-And, after all of this, still judged unfairly by people whose knowledge about me reaches only as far as the one thing I gave up long ago.

So yes. FML.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

We seniors need to get blasted together.

[themotherfucker.livejournal.com]

Every other post I make is literally me getting hurt. FML.


Just met a hot girl. MLIA

[sharpsuitedspy.livejournal.com]

That was hilarious.

Good luck. [ Snortlaugh ]

[poisonousflame]

I have two best friends. One was killed, and erased from everyone's memory, including mine. The other was absorbed into someone else, and is no longer his own person.

One of them Woke. Then he went back to Sleep. Then he Woke again. Then the other one Woke.

Then they both went back to Sleep.

I've lost one twice, and the other three times. And once again, I'm the last one standing.

Fuck my life.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

I suppose informing you that you were lucky to have had them back at all isn't going to help anything.

[sharpsuitedspy.livejournal.com]

I hate how idiotic my team mates are. I am better off without them. Hmph.

And I do not much care for this place.

[mmmphh.livejournal.com]

MMPH MPH MUMPHMPH HUDDA!
[HAVE A CHUMMY LITTLE BACKPAT please don't pat so hard pyro you pat too hard]

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

Somethin' bad...

Well, my Boss can't kill people, like he wants to, which means I can't die like I want to. And I keep gettin' rejected when I declare my love to someone, this being the fourth or fifth time.


-- But! This isn't really all that depressin'! If I think about it, it could be worse! I could not be able to break things! So I'm not going to say "FML" because my life isn't at it's darkest pit, underneath a starless sky -- because Ladd's here after all!

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Least you've uh. Got a decent way of lookin' at things, Graham.

[rihoooon.livejournal.com]

I was born for a single purpose: to kill my brother.

I hate him, but he is my family. I do not have any family left except for him. If I kill him, I will be completely alone in a world full of people I don't understand. But all that I am meant to do is kill him.

I still tried, but I have failed every time.

Mother always said that I was a failure, and it's true. I would ask Mother what to do, but she is dead, too.

I don't know what to do.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

I'm a war machine who finally learned to do other things than kill people and burn planets

I finally got some friends and people actually love me now

now everyone I care about is leaving one by one for good

I had a spark but lost it again

I can't have sex with my girlfriend because I actually feel guilty

I have to put up with several versions of myself populating my crazy, crazy mind that don't even really exist.

And a disgruntled, drunken Nobody comes and pukes on me every other week.

FML

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

Oh, Starscream.

Here, give me a hu--Wait, WHO pukes on you?!

[bornofthis.livejournal.com]

It seems everyone I meet kills themselves in some horrific fashion and the closest thing I have to friend is a priest who is withdrawing from people as he slowly goes mad....oh wait. All of that was very much as planned. I believe the acronym for that one is "MLIA."

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

...You're a terrible person, Mr. Balthazar.

[crawfordsands.livejournal.com]

I was forced to kill myself several dozen times in the span of two weeks. It freaked me the fuck out.

One of the few people I actually fuckin' cared about vanished.

One of the few people that's actually a friend is really all the shit I despise and want to destroy, but he's not told me yet.

My world's still fucked up from Isis and I don't know how to fix it.

All the reasons I wanted to stay in this city are being taken away by the stupid judicial system.

My step father killed my mother and even with all the power I've got here, there ain't a thing I can do about it.

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

...Um, you... do realize the justice system essentially punishes for things like murder and rape, right?

You'd think those two things would be worth punishing.

But hey, let's go fix your world. Just say the word and your friends will come running.

[nanosatemybrain.livejournal.com]

When I showed up I found out that my...well, I supposed she'd be a girlfriend...had been turned into my worst nightmare and was dating a giant war machine.

There are nanos slowly eating away at my brain but I'm afraid to have anyone try to remove them.

I was the first person to be forced into killing themselves, and I have yet to recover. I returned to find a girl I like to have suffered a similar fate.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

...it wouldn't hurt to at least have somebody take a look, right? 'Specially if it's gonna be anywhere near damagin'...

Been meanin' to cuddle talk with you about that...wasn't your fault, y'know...

[honored-knight.livejournal.com]

I killed my father at a young age to prevent more lives being lost only to become a traitor to my country and kill over 30 million in one go nearly a decade later.

I actually had a girlfriend and just when things were looking good, my best friend shoots her right in front of me and I couldn't save her in time.

I made up with my best friend after a while but I also had to kill him. I think he has a thing for me too which I'm trying to ignore.

My friends tried to put together a birthday party and not only did I arrive late, I passed out on the floor in a puddle of my own blood.

The city keeps having way too much fun trying to poke at the COMPLETELY NON-EXISTENT sexual tensions between me and my best friend.


FML.

[killmeloving.livejournal.com]

Things are pretty average.

Still alive. Thinking Ladd might never kill me... feeling less secure. Kind of miss home. This city is still strange.

At least I'm with Ladd.

[mutedsecrets.livejournal.com]

I gave up my voice to protect a secret that was never mine to protect in the first place, and spend my time trying to please a father who will never be satisfied.

The only man who has ever told me he loves me, and who is now my fiance, is a railway monster who bends the world to his will, and I'm not sure if that means he's changed me as well.

I don't...know how to make friends.

[queenofcharn.livejournal.com]

I killed every living thing in my world in order to gain a crown that no one in this blasted city respects. Everyone hates me and my victims have the gull to make me feel guilty. FML.

[apreacherboy.livejournal.com]

I would rather be dead and damned to hell than here, because at least in Hell I would know that God is real. FML.

[fixspellcheck.livejournal.com]

Can't function, can't keep bits in, pieces forced to fit and needles pushed around my eyelids, now the puzzle's all ruined and can't put it back together properly.

And everyone else either can't understand me or is Graham Specter. FML.

[omnomtrains.livejournal.com]

The world revolves around me, and no one else really exists. MLIA.